Andy Sixx

Level

KXP

Priest

123 45

1

0

1-- --

2

5

2-- --

3

10

3-- --

4

20

31- --

5

40

32- --

6

80

33- --

7

120

331 --

8

180

332 --

9

270

333 --

10

500

333 1-

11

750

333 2-

12

1500

333 3-

13

2250

333 31

14

3000

333 32

15

3750

333 33

16

4500

433 33

17

5250

443 33

18

6000

444 33

19

6750

544 43

20

7500

544 44

21

8250

554 44

22

9000

555 44

23

9750

555 55

24

10500

665 55

25

11250

666 55

26

12000

666 65

27

12750

666 66

28

13500

776 66

29

14250

777 76

30

15000

777 77

31

15750

887 77

32

16500

888 87

33

17250

888 88

34

18000

998 88

35

18750

999 98

36

19500

999 99

Race Adjustments:

 

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

 +0

 +2

 +2

 +0

 +0

 +0

 +0

 +0

 +6

 +0

 ÷1

 

Requisites:

Dex 16, Con 20, Int 10+LVL; Class Slots 2, Race Slots 1

Alignment:

any

HD/level:

2d5+Log(10) of raw KXP (round up)

Weapon Prof.:

4+level/2

To Hit:

2xCTD0

Saves:

Thf0

Groups:

Arch, Rog,Off,Joke, Internet

Complexity:

CF=3, GF=3

 

"So, Would you?”

Count as Human with e (or 2.72):1 trading, Immune to detrimental effects of feces and variants.

You know Rogue and Black Veil Brides spells.

You have the abilities of a Crapper0 of level = LVL+Log(kxp total).

Level 2: 0, 2/reset: Convert a Black Veil Brides song to a spell.

Black Veil Brides Spells:

When They Call My Name (SL=1): Blink to a target that utters your name.

Wretched and Divine (SL=2): Your next crap turns undead when it goes off.

Beautiful Remains (SL=3): Summon a DL = LVL/2 crap elemental.

Wake Up (SL=4): Dispel a sleep/hold effect with a crap.

In the End (SL=5): Planeshift to/from the elemental demiplane of sewage.

Goodbye Agony (SL=6): Target consumes a crap to Heal.

New Crapper Craps:

Creamy: Fort save or sink into a crap pit with peanut butter consistency. (gotta have a butterfinger)

Dreamy: Will save or fall asleep in a septic tank. (don’t forget your rubber mask)

Steamy: Refl save or blasted with LVL^2 crap steam dmg. (catch an air biscuit)