Carl Brutananadilewski

Level

KXP

1

0

2

2.25

3

4.5

4

9

5

18

6

36

7

75

8

150

9

300

10

600

11

900

12

1200

13

1500

14

1800

15

2100

16

2400

17

2700

18

3000

19

3300

20

3600

21

3900

22

4200

23

4500

24

4800

25

5100

26

5400

27

5700

28

6000

29

6300

30

6600

31

6900

32

7200

33

7500

34

7800

35

8100

36

8400

Race Adjustments:

 

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

-2

-2

-2

-2

-2

-2

-5

+0

+6

+0

÷0.9

 

Requisites:

Str 9, Dex 9, Con 9, Int 9, Wis 9, Chr 9

Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2

Alignment:

TN

HD/level:

d4

Weapon Prof.:

2+level/6

To Hit Table:

Rog

Save Table:

Rog

Reference:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Groups:

Rog, Off, Arch

Complexity:

CF=2, GF=2

 

Handbanana: Do ye think you can back that up?

Carl: Listen to this guy.

[mockingly]

Carl: "Could back that up"... I got bruises to prove it!

Handbanana: No, no, I mean, that ass... back it up. Yeahhhhh.

[wags tail]

Carl: Do you hear what he's saying here?

Handbanana: Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again.

Frylock: C'mon Carl, he's hasn't even been here one day! How could he possibly learn the English language?

Handbanana: See? All I know is "ball", and "good"...

[menacingly]

Handbanana: ...AND "RAPE".

Note: It is encouraged you impersonate Carl as best as you know how including/especially the voice.

Race as Human.  2 for 1 trading.  Free proficiency in Sports Stats & Pornography. 0,1/reset: Convert a Foreigner, Loverboy, Foghat, or Boston song to a SL=1 spell scroll.

Level 1: Free DL=SN Handbananna subordinate that is your summon, animal companion, and you are it’s mount (lvl1: +DL saves, lvl9: +1 butt slot that is an infinite portable hole, lvl 18: +1 level in R.A.P.E.D.0 [Ranger0 Archer0  Paladin0 Er0 Dwarf0] semi-class).

Level 1: Free Spaghetti "The Enforcer" subordinate that is your familiar and you are it's mount (lvl1: +DL AC, lvl9: 1bV: parry an attack from an ally to you, lvl18: +1level in R.A.P.E.D.1 [Ranger1 Archer1 Paladin1 Executioner1 Duelist1] semi-class).

Level 1: Free blue sweatpants, a white tank top, flip flops, and a golden chain (together act as +1AC/+1saves). No other armor, boots, or amulets may be worn other than these.

Level 2: Free DL=LVL/5 “2Wycked” heavily modified Dodge Stealth mount.

Level 3: 1F, 1/reset: Free day companion named “Svetlana” who “runs off” at the end of the reset.

1

Air-guitar Song of Bo-Dow (Rating/50 to Morale)

P*M

10

Wis-10

Wis-12