Herp Derp

Level

KXP

Spells

123 456 789

1

Free

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2

-1- --- ---

3

22π

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4

23π

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5

24π

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6

25π

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7

26π

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8

27π

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9

5 gross

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10

11 gross

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11

16 gross

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12

21 gross

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13

27 gross

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14

32 gross

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15

37 gross

-1- --- ---

16

42 gross

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17

47 gross

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18

53 gross

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19

58 gross

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20

63 gross

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21

68 gross

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22

73 gross

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23

79 gross

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24

84 gross

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25

89 gross

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26

94 gross

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27

99 gross

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28

105 gross

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29

110 gross

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30

115 gross

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31

120 gross

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32

125 gross

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33

131 gross

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34

136 gross

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35

141 gross

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36

146 gross

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garfield-derpRequisites:

HNCL 8, Sanity -6, Streetwise -5

Alignment:

& TS

HD/level:

1d√16 (no Con)

Nonwpn prof:

1+level/6

To Hit Table: 1d6^1d6 (Roll each attack)
Save Table: 1d4^1d4 (Roll each save)

Groups:

Internet, Joke

CF:

CF=3

 

Saving Throws:

 

PPD:

level/2+√con

RSW:

level/2+√int

PP:

level/2+√str

BW:

level/2+√dex

Spell:

level/2+√wis

Fort:

level/2+√con

Reflex:

level/2+√dex

Will:

level/2+√wis

Gets a ½ bC’ action. Gets Luck bonus to l progression.

Can cast Psi23 powers as spells with SL’s shifted up by 1(m=3,M=6,G=9,S=12).

Level 1: May use 1 material component effect per spell as a Full action.

Level 3: Regen 1Hp/t.

Level 5: Can use High Frequency Sampling, treat this as one category lower (if you use a minor, you get a cantrip ability.)

Level 7: Mouths M: Breathe fire (dmg=HNCL, save for 0.)

Level 9: Any Other1JG 9.

Level 11: You can see all secret doors as if you were a Rogue.

Level 13: +1SlowM action for 5th level spells.

Level 16: 1V, 1/d: You may attack with a F action.

Level 18¶: +9 HNCL for qualifying for Pawn class. Severe Allergy to NPC status.

Level 36: If you really made it this far into this class, you are masochistic; roll

on the “really deep DL” summons table with DL=LVL^LVL. You do not have any

control over it. Let’s see what happens. It should be entertaining. While you’re at it,

overwrite all your “exotic” stats to 27 and give yourself a crap magic item too.