Lolcat

Level	KXP	TH
1	0	1
2	5	2
3	10	3
4	20	4
5	40	5
6	80	6
7	160	7
8	320	8
9	640	9
10	1000	10
11	1500	11
12	2000	12
13	2500	13
14	3000	14
15	3500	15
16	4000	16
17	4500	17
18	5000	18
19	5500	19
20	6000	20
21	6500	21
22	7000	22
23	7500	23
24	8000	24
25	8500	25
26	9000	26
27	9500	27
28	10000	28
29	10500	29
30	11000	30
31	11500	31
32	12000	32
33	12500	33
34	13000	34
35	13500	35
36	14000	36

Requisites:	Dex 15, Wis 15
Alignment:	any
HD/level:	d10
Weapon Prof.:	level
To Hit Table:	Mon
Save Table:	Mon
Reference:	icanhazacheeseburger.com
Groups:	Monster, Joke, Internet
Saving Throws:
PPD:		1+level
RSW:		1+level
PP:		1+level
BW:		1+level
Spell:		1+level
Fort:		1+level
Reflex:		1+level
Will:		1+level

Each Level: Get your LVL in Lolcat picks (see next page). Most Lolcats cost more than one pick. You have the abilities of the Lolcat types you pick. You may save picks to get a bigger Lolcat type later. Lolcat can be taken more than once, each "+" based ability gives only +1 more per additional Lolcat. (e.g. Vanity Lolcat gives +5 Cml. Two Vanity Lolcats gives +6 Cml, not +10.) Non-"+" based abilities may or may not stack; check with the DM.

Level 1 ¶: 1M: Summon a DL=(LVL+2)/3 monster (type Lolcat). You gain the abilities that Lolcat type grants as long as you have that summon.

Level 1 All your items are “Invisibility” branded.

Level 1: You have a free language in Lol-speak and Leet-speak.

Level 1: +LVL AC.

Level 1: You may have a Cat familiar.

Lolcat Types

# Picks	Lolcat Type	Effect
1	Anime Cat	Considered Single-Classed if all classes in joke group
	Beer Cat	-SL*3 dmg/att; -SL Dex, Int, Wis
	Spider Cat	Spider climb, 1M: Web
	Spooky Cat	Fear Aura 10*LVL ft(save)
	Stalker Cat	Free Tracking Proficiency, free Tracking Feat
2	Babushka Cat	+LVL AT, Acts as Hat of Disguise, resist cold
	Happy cat	+2Cha, +LVL ranks in Diplomacy
	Hover cat	You fly at 12" Clumsy
	Procrastination Cat	1M: Slow 1 group (save)
	Trash cat	Equipment costs half, free shield proficiency, -2cha
3	Emo Cat	Gain free Blood as Power feat, DR 10/+2, Free Fairy Spell Progression
	Invisible Cat	You are invisible
	Klingon Cat	+2Str, +1 to number of attacks/rd (not per arm)
	Ostrich Cat	Escape to your own pocket dimension, 1M: Rope Trick
	Quantum Cat	Mirror Image, Blur, Blinking
4	Fast Cat	x2 movement, +1V, +5AC
	Fat Cat	+LVL AC/Saves, -5Dex, LVL slots in Healing proficiency
	Fire Cat	0, pay X Hp: +XTh/+Xdamage this round, immune fire, resist heat
	Layzur Cat	1M: Pick an E=1-3 element. LVLd6 damage (1 group, save for 1/2)
	Terminator Cat	Can buy musketeer weapons, TR 10*lvl %
5	Buddha Cat	+3Wis, +3Int, Class IV Esper Blind (if want or Do not want).
	Ceiling Cat	1F: Do a 1st LVL Sightseer rogue ability at 50+LVL*10%.
	Concerto Cat	1V: Do a Bard Song at 30+LVL*5% (Song of Battle is +1 TH, dmg, or saves per 10% made)
	Vampire Cat	Vampiric Regeneration 100%
	Zombie Cat	+1 revive slot, free undead racial adjective
6	Mayor Cat	You act as a rod of ruling.
	Sad cat	Pick an action. Lockdown that action in the room.
	Santa Cat	1F, 1/reset: create 100*LVL XP magic items.
	Serious cat	+LVL TH/+LVL dmg
7	Boneless Cat	DR 10/-, Plasticity, -3 Str
	Ghost Cat	1M: Etherealness as per spell., +10 Turn Resistance, Age LVLd4 years by touch.
	Monorail Cat	1V: Teleport without Error, 1M: Planeshift, 12th Level: 1F: Between
8	Jeezus cat	1/reset: Wish, +12 Henchman Slots., Can transmute water into wine.
	Laff Cat	mouth's P: Breath laughing gas (= current Hp, PPD save for 1/2)
9	Lawyer Cat	0, 2/reset: Object., +5 HNCL, 0,2/reset: Insist.
13	Don Cat	1V: Step out of It with “Head Blown Off” at the end.