Max Hardcore

Level

KXP

Spells
123 456 789

1

0

2-- --- ---

2

6.9

30- --- ---

3

13.8

32- --- ---

4

27.6

430 --- ---

5

55.2

432 --- ---

6

110.4

443 0-- ---

7

220.8

543 2-- ---

8

441.6

544 30- ---

9

690

554 32- ---

10

1380

554 43- ---

11

2170

655 432 ---

12

2860

655 443 0--

13

3550

665 543 2--

14

4240

665 544 30-

15

4930

666 554 32-

16

5620

666 554 430

17

6310

666 655 432

18

7000

666 655 443

19

7690

666 665 544

20

8380

666 665 555

21

9070

666 666 555

22

9760

666 666 655

23

10450

666 666 665

24

11140

666 666 666

25

11830

766 666 666

26

12520

776 666 666

27

13210

777 666 666

28

13900

777 766 666

29

14590

777 776 666

30

15280

777 777 666

31

15970

777 777 766

32

16660

777 777 776

33

17350

777 777 777

34

18040

877 777 777

35

18730

887 777 777

36

19420

888 777 777

Race Adjustments:

 

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

+0

+0

+5

+0

+0

+5

-5

+0

+10

+0

÷1

 

Requisites:

Con 21, Int 17, Cha 17

 

Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2

Alignment:

Any E

HD/level:

&2d10, CF=5: & 2m0

Feats:

 & 0+level/2

To Hit Table:

0+level

Save Table:

0+level*2

Groups:

Arch, Monster (he sure is), Offensive (he definitely is)

CF:

3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gimmie your lipstick you little c*nt. Give it to me. Yeah, thats right. Where'd ya get this? Did you save up your lunch money? Aww, you naughty little girl. Ya know, if ya wanna be really sexy, we can put it right on your little poop hole too, and that lets guys know exactly what you want. Yeah, poop hole f*cker. Yeah, that way you won’t get pregnant ya dumb c*nt. You don't wanna get pregnant do you? no, Cuz if ya get pregnant, then ya got a little f*ckhole running around and then none of the guys are gonna like you.”

Counts as Human, monster. You can see “You don’t see anything.” 2 for 1 trading.

Knows Urban Librarian & Max Hardcore spells. Gets Cha bonus to spells & CL (max bonus=+ level).

Each Level: Get your LVL in Master Monster picks. CF=4: You may save picks to get a bigger pick. For example you can combine a 1st and a 17th to get an 18th.

Level 1: Free Cowboy hat. (Treat as set |AC| 10+level)

Level 1: Free stick of Cheap Red Lipstick (1P, One touch attack that hits: target prone, paralyzed, plagued & panicked).

Level 3: 1M: Polymorph one group to young females (fort save, IR to resist).

Level 3: Young females get no resistance vs your spells and effects.

Level 5: 1P: Verbally degrade a target. Target becomes deaf, dazed, dispelled, & dominated (mentally) (IR to resist).

Level 5: 0, 1/reset: Learn a feat or spell from the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

Level 9: PMITA prison: +1 butt slot that serves as an infinite portable hole.

Max Hardcore Spells:

An*l Adventures of Max Hardcore (SL = N): Plane Shift N targets to the elemental plane of brown pudding.

Golden Guzzlers (SL = N): The target takes 4^N gold water damage (no resist).

Max Extreme (SL = N): Summon CL DL=SL female Humans.

Max Faktor (SL = N): Pick MF, PF, PsiF, TechF. Raise or lower it by N.

Universal Max (SL = N): Wizard Wish N-2 (min SL1).

Pure Max (SL = 1): No target, group no target, and iDR All/flesh.

Please Don’t F*ck Up my Mommy! (SL = 3): Group Capital F F*cked Up.

Take This Wad and Shove It (SL = 5): Spend X gp: 1 target: X^2 dmg (no save)

The World According to Max (SL = 7): Ask the DM a question.

30 Days in the Hole (SL = 9): Target put down Deeper Hole for 30days (no save)

Maxed Out (SL=10): +1 ihp, iunER 100%, and 0, expend this spell: Mental Fury.