New Outer Plane Demi-plane

 

The Compound

Alignment: CN

Source: ALM

Location: Outer Planes

Borders: The Abyss, Earth, and Section [XXX]

The Compound is an enclosure of multi-level buildings home to the depraved denizens of the Flanders family. The supreme ruler of The Compound is Neddy Flanders. Hydra is the most favored race. Lawn gnomes are commonly encountered, and they try to fit in in any orifice welcome or unwelcome. Lego versions of common races dot the landscape. Mushrooms and pickle plants can be found all over the compound growing. There is a CCTV network called NULU that plays on tvs across the sub levels. The Compound is home to the deity Easter Megatron, the patron saint of Easter and Decepticons who is patiently being awaited for his second coming. You could also possibly find personalities such as Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner at the bar in sub-level 7 or Uncle Filthy, Billy Ungerman, Max Hardcore, or Heather Peer milling about.

Lego race Adj (&+1Str,&-1Dex,&+1Con,&+0Int,&+0Wis,&+0Chr,&+0Cml,+2 AC,+0hp, &+0TH, &+0.5 divisor, &+0 size, don't age naturally, immune disease/slay from vorpal, can reattach severed limbs/head, spiderclimb nonsmooth surfaces). 
Gnome, Lawn/Garden (+0Str,+1Dex,-1Con,+0Int,+1Wis,+2Chr,+0Cml,+2AC,+4hp,+0TH,/1 Divisor, Size Tiny,Vulnerable Shatter,1V: Create a [x1] enemy trick -or- Plant Door.)

 

Sub-Level #

Name

Short Description

Source

1

Intake and Processing

 This is where you get your first walking papers and a possible tour by Jean Claude Van Ram.

ALM

2

Orientation

 

ALM

3

Intro to General Population/Resident “Housing”

Home of the Creative Bedroom Displays Dept.

ALM

4

Sex Toy Ball Pit

 

ALM

5

Green Room

 

ALM

6

Auditoriums/Council Chambers

 

ALM

7

Cafeteria

 

ALM

8

Research and Development

 

ALM

9

Cryo Suspension Units

 

ALM

10

 

 

ALM

11

Specialty Sexual Fantasies

 

ALM

12

Lazaro’s Fine Meats and Wurst Haus

Lord Lazaro the Sausage Vendor/Lazaro the Great rules here with an iron fist, which on special days, magically transforms to rubber. Agent 69 is Lord Lazar's chief of secret police ensuring denizens of sub-level 12 don't get out of hand like the last failed uprising.

ALM

13

Interspecies Romance

 

ALM

14

 

 

ALM

15

 

 

ALM

16

 

Supervisors and Staff of Team Colon Confetti will wish you much love this holiday season here.

ALM

17

ALM

18

Compound Library

Kaija works in the Compound Library on Sub Level 18 and requires a special kind of love..

ALM

 

Encounter

Description

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Bob Druthers

Neighbor husband of Neddy. Can be seen usually milling around in yellowed tighty whitys

1

Marge Druthers

Neighbor wife of Neddy. Can be seen with a frying pan hitting Bob over the head

2

Neddy Flanders

The Supreme Leader of the Compound

3

Pietro

The faithful pink sockpuppet to Neddy. Can be seen guarding certain parts of the compound

4

Leland

Second in command under Neddy, similar to batman's alfred

5

Neddy’s niece Johanna

The niece with unlimited potential. Has secret knowledge to the identity of Chuluk.

6

Johanna’s pet marmoset Ozymandis

The only pet at the compound with Neddy's favor.

7

Hugo

8

Scott Baio

9

Christopher Walken

10

Tom Hanks

11

Barry Manilow

12

Ed Harris

13

Ben Affleck

who plays Captain Python on the NULU hit show “Captain Python and the Trembling Cucumber”

14

Jon Meyer

a highly decorated Tank Commander who fought valiantly in the Pepperonia Border Wars of ’13.

15

Saint Ichabod

16

David Hasselhoff

17

Richard Simmons

18

William Shatner

a Sports commentator on NULU ESPN 8: The Ocho.

19

Merle Haggard

20

Captain Stubing

Your personal cruise guide for love.

21

George Clooney

22

Lord Vador

Neddy and Leland’s personal hero

23

Evil Jimmy Buffett

24

Jean Claude Van Ram

25

Neddylanders

The common folk of this land.

26

 

 

Special Events

Location

Description

d25

Predicting the Future Using Legos!

Bloody Mary Rimjob

World renowned Clairvoyant Rob Halford of Judas Priest fame shows us how to cast the colored interlocking blocks into the kitty litter box and accurately predict future events! Soothing background ukulele music will be provided by a heavily sedated James Taylor while the recently reunited Solid Gold Dancers writhe and undulate slowly like drunk cobras in kiddy pools filled with simmering bacon fat. First 6 people through the door receive a $17.50 Gift Certificate to Satan’s Sex Ranch!

1

Fitty Five Star Rap Concert @The Compound!

Spanky and Franky Auto Sales LLC

International Superstar Compound Rapper Fitty Five Star busts the red hot rhymes with the help of The Nippleless Love Slave Band! He will churn out all the hits like, “Yo!Yo!Yo! Pietro Stuck In Ma Hole” and the classic, “Shakin My Cucumber To Da Dank Beat” First 15 people through the door get Dutch Ovened by Dolph Lundgren dressed as an aging Ivan Drago!

2

Jim Evans Joins Hydra!

 

Neddy Flanders surrogate brother takes his vows to join the great ones on their quest for world domination!

3

Violating Community Standards Master Class

Twisted Tentacles

A Master Class hosted by Rosemary Clooney showing you in 3 easy fun filled steps how to end up in Facebook Purgatory with a bonus uncertain future in the perilous world of Big Brother powered Social Media! The first lucky seven through the door receive a signed lithograph of fabled Boy Puppet Smilesocchio having consensual intercourse with a Pannini grill!

4

A Compound Christmas with Captain Stubing!

 

The joy and extreme pleasures of an adult Christmas morning are realized when Gavin McLeod dons a Krampus costume and uses his trusty cattle prod to coax the Yule spirit from your half asleep body Christmas morn. Rubber balls and liquor will be provided to all after Gavin serenades you with a horrifying medley of NSync songs at the conclusion of your session.

5

Avoiding Opening Other People’s Christmas Presents!!!

Atlanta Home for Wayward Tango Dancers and Cheese Emporium

This informative Workshop will center itself around the horrifying consequences of unwrapping gifts that are meant for others. An inebriated Ted Danson will take us step by step through the process of avoidance and acceptance and as a sidebar teach us how to gracefully vomit into your own suit jacket while in a spirited group conversation. First 11 through the door will receive an oversized unicorn dildo that no orifice on this planet could withstand.

6

Thanksgiving Dinner at The Compound with Dwight Yoakum!

Taco Loco

Spend your Turkey Day with friends and loved ones in the Compound Cafeteria Sub Level 6 where Master of Ceremonies Dwight Yoakum will perform all his hits accompanied by Ulysses S. Grant on Fisher Price Xylophone.

7

Finding Casual Love in a Swedish Disco!

 

8

Is She "The One" For Me?

West Point - The U.S. Military Academy

An introspective seminar exploring alternative avenues of romantic involvement with inanimate objects. Pietro tears down the barriers to show us you can really love just about anything regardless of it's unwillingness to love you back. All attendees will be allowed to view romantic demonstrations ranging from Lego Pamela Anderson to nonfunctioning George Forman grills.

9

Stevie Nick's Tribute Concert!

The Pelican's Crotch Seafood House

I will be performing all of Stevie's hits dressed in a traditional sausage skirt accompanied by The Neddylanders Kazoo Ensemble. First 21 people through the door will receive a free copy of my cover of Stevie's little-known song, “If I Ever Loved A Hobo". It will truly be a night to remember...

10

Creatively Interpreting Your Nightmares

Denny's

Spend an evening exploring the darkest recesses of your mind while Guest Speaker Pietro helps you understand and translate the true meanings behind the horrific images haunting you through the nighttime hours. Kale flavored Blow Pops and crotch less undies will be available to all interested parties for the duration of the Seminar! First couple through the door receive a KFC bucket filled with Manatee spermicide! Yay!

11

Chris Walken Compound Egg Hunt!

Compound, Hhohho, Swaziland

Eggs, eggs, and more eggs! Chris himself will lead you deep into the Compound Jungle to seek these magical and sometimes disturbingly naughty prizes! Bunny ears and nipple clamps for all participants!

12

Barbie Comes Home to Hydra!

Legoland Malaysia Resort

After a sobering career as a sex sideshow Barker in Amsterdam, Barbara Walters returns to her roots and comes back home where she belongs! Psilocybin laced candy canes and nude pictures of Shaggy will abound as we celebrate her arrival! (There will also be a cameo appearance by Lego Lazarus, but let's keep that under our hats for now...) Hope to see you there!

13

The Screaming Mimes Live at The Compound!

The Compound: Sub Level 11 Auditorium

The greatest Proto-Punk band of all time performs at The Compound for one magical night playing all the hits like, "Nipple Nipple, Who Hid the Pickle?" and, "Jambalaya Joe Shit His Pants Again!" Tickets go on sale Friday at The Compound Box Office. Get yours today!

14

Roy Clark Hentai Film Festival!

Slipacoff's Premium Meats

Japanese Tentacle Porn Icon and former Hee Haw alumni Roy Clark hosts this fun filled and informative journey through "Alternative Asian Cinema" focusing on the classic, "Who Let the Tentacles Out?" as well as the fan favorite, "Oh Octopi, Where Art Thou?" First 7 through the theater door instantly earn 1000 Compound Rewards Points redeemable in our Gift catalog!

15

The Shat Joins Hydra!

Cafe 4 Sex Toys

In the twilight of his career William has decided to go to the darkside. Join us as we celebrate this auspicious occasion with ground beef filled Pinatas and naked mimes cavorting about selling themselves to the lowest bidder. First three people to arrive will be allowed a quick peek at Big Bird's genitalia.

16

Conjuring Demon Pepperoni Cats

One of the Seven Seas

Learn the basics to invoke denizens from the Dark Plain of Pepperonia! First 666 automatically become eligible for sandwiches and soup with Rian Mancuso, leading author of the runaway bestseller, "My Wacky and Wonderful Love of 4 Chan!"

17

Choking Olaf properly

Santa's Dungeon

Learn how to gently take the life of one of Disney's most revered Winter characters using hand strength, firm resolve and repeating the mantra, "You are The Antichrist, You must die!". First 51 through the door receive a commemorative refrigerator magnet featuring Lando Calrissian hog tied and ball gagged!

18

Howard Jones Induction into Hydra

 

Our long-time maintenance man and former mid 80's pop synth icon Rolls Darkside at a lavish ceremony with plenty of egg drop croissants and bok choy latkes. First 16 through the door receive an $8.00 Bed Bath and Beyond gift card and an extremely awkward sponge bath by a man dressed like Super Mario from the waist up, naked with a raging erection waist down.

19

I Can Be Big Bird If I Want To!

Great Wall of China

Learn how to channel and embrace your "inner bird" with Master Transmogrofist Leland Flanders! At the conclusion of the session all are invited to participate in a frenzied Tantric Sex Puppet Orgy with smooth Jazz in the background provided by Denzel Washington and The Flavius Flaves. Fifth person through the door gets automatically entered into a drawing for Mathew Broderick's cock ring!

20

Me and My Imaginary Friends

Cluck N Thrust

Special Guest Speaker Chee Chee The Clown will discuss why bestiality is the only logical alternative to cognitive therapy, as well as an in-depth discussion of the consequences of premature ejaculation on your David Hasselhoff Lego effigy. Second person through the door receives a signed lithograph of Jimmy Buffet being sodomized by a mountain gorilla.

21

What Made MJ Tick?

Purgatory

Learn about this iconic figure’s obvious links to The Compound and his disturbing fascination with Pietro's faux testicles. First three people through the door automatically win a chance for dinner and dancing with the beautifully taxidermized body of Burl Ives!

22

Warding Off Evil Spirits Workshop

Compound Sub Level 8

Learn how to protect you and your loved ones from Demonic forces, Possession and Dark Entities. Everyone goes home with complimentary stigmata and commemorative T-Shirt celebrating John Denver's historic discovery of applesauce enemas ( in full color)!

23

Congolese Love Brigade Concert

Flanders Pavilion, Grinding Groin, Utah

Straight from the heart of the dark continent comes my fave band of all time, with hit songs like, "Who Let The Gimp Out?" and, "You Say Tomato, I Say Count Chocula" This amazing band will entertain and disturb fans of all ages!

24

Juan Valdez Impersonation Contest

Compound Sub Level 3

Live Clams, unlimited cucumber fellatio and clowns, lots and lots of clowns....

25

Seeing and Speaking No Evil!

Dicks Hollow Rd

A spectral Karl Malden Guest Hosts this informative Seminar featuring the “See-No-Speak-No-Mask” as seen on QVC. In a little under an hour you will learn how to effectively utilize this repurposed Golden Shower Gimp Mask to avoid any unpleasantries you may encounter in your daily life. As an added bonus, .38 Special will perform several of their least popular songs after ingesting copious amounts of Peyote while Pietro frolics through the crowd misting everyone with diluted Yak piss. Make your Reservation now as space is limited!

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Maelstrom

Source: DM

Location: Outer Planes

Borders: Outer Planes, Ultrablack

This is the plane that’s “between” the Outer Planes. It is very easy to get lost, even for gods. There is a plane-wide status effect of SEL=9 Lost. It is known that the far side of the Maelstrom connects to the Plane of the Ultrablack.

Encounters: Credit to the YouTube Bard of the supernatural Matthew Santoro.

 

Number

City

Short Description

1

Agartha

The true location of this place is beneath the Earth's crust under modern-day Tibet. Researchers, who have followed the stories of its existence, now believe that this vast complex of tunnels and chambers should not be entered by human beings. The reason, Agartha, though once an underground city of incomparable beauty has now been corrupted and is haunted by evil demons who hunger for human souls.

2

Utgard

This city is an ominous place in Norse mythology. It's said that the city of Utgard is populated with giant humanoids, one of which dwells in a putrid, underground cave. Competing accounts of Utgard provides several different descriptions of the city. In one, it's said that the giant creatures living there are Ettins, more famously known across the world as trolls. The inhabitants of Utgard are sometimes depicted as so grotesque that even looking at one can cause deep and terrible fear. These creatures sometimes stray into our world and live in the darkness, waiting to snatch curious people who wander too close to their world.

3

Biringan City

This mythical city is said to be found in the Samar province of the Philippines and is also known as The Invisible City. The city is said to be populated by the Engkantos. These supernatural beings are able to shapeshift, often impersonating people in order to get close to their prey. Sailors and explorers have encountered this invisible city, and those who have made it out alive say that the shapeshifters there have built huge, technologically advanced buildings, which reach up to the sky. Most recently, a Japanese company found satellite images which showed large bright lights where the city is supposed to be. Thinking these bright lights were the result of gold and uranium deposits, they attempted to mine the area. A series of mysterious accidents then forced the miners to flee the region and to never return.

4

Scholomance

In some traditions, it's described as a huge building with fortified walls. In others, it's a city filled with sinister creatures. Whichever description is sighted, one element always remains. That Scholomance is overseen by the devil himself. Folklore accounts describe how Satan visits Scholomance, riding a dragon which is as fearsome as the knight. This often creates unusual weather patterns, some of which can be deadly. While some argue that Scholomance actually refers to the Spanish city of Salamanca, where stories of medieval sorcery can be found, others insist that those wishing to learn the dark arts can travel to Transylvania and find the entrance to Scholomance. It will reveal itself to those with twisted intentions and lead them deep underground to an audience with the "Lord of the Flies" himself.

5

The Lost City of Z

An ancient city, complete with elaborate statues, archways, and hieroglyphics. Fawcett was hellbent on finding this lost city, and so traveled to the Amazon forest on two different occasions to find it. During the second expedition in 1925, Fawcett and his son headed into the forest to find The Lost City of Z. They both vanished. No one knows what happened to them, and some suspect that they did indeed find this mythical place, but that it was already inhabited by something terrifying.

6

City of Caesars

This city is supposedly filled with treasures beyond compare. The myths surrounding the city claims that it only appears momentarily, and then vanishes without a trace. Those unlucky enough to enter it might get their hands on gold and diamonds, but they will also come face to face with its inhabitants, swirling apparitions and monstrous giants, all filled with the urge to destroy anyone who dares to enter the city in search of their fortune.

7

Hy-Brasil

Some believe that the island city is a refuge of a dark sorcerer whose powers wain every seven years, resulting in a momentary lifting of the treacherous fog which surrounds the island. There are maps going back to 1325, which contains sketches of the island and its location, but legends say that anyone who makes it through the fog to Hy-Brasil will forever be imprisoned there.

8

Youdu

This sprawling city is under the Earth in a place called the region of darkness. The Chinese Goddess Hotu is said to rule the city of Youdu, and there is an existing hierarchy of shambling demonic creatures who are used to carrying out punishments for those who have not lived their lives correctly. Some of these demons have the power to peer into the human soul and see whenever a person's lying. If they have told a falsehood, then their punishment is unimaginable. The streets of Youdu are littered with ghosts, waiting to be reborn in the land of the living.

9

Zerzura, The White City

Rumored to exist deep within the desert where the Nile River twists like a snake. Descriptions of this place go back to the 13th century where those who encountered the city described it as a city of shining white in the sweltering Egyptian sun. This legend, however, may be connected to other descriptions of a similar mythical city in the region, which goes back thousands of years. Those who search for The White City do so with great care, because the legend says that beneath it, the queen and king of the White City sleep. Not only that, but they and their surrounding treasures are guarded by huge ferocious giants, which will consume anyone they find within The White City's walls

10

The Nameless City

A strange city in the deserts of the Arabian Peninsula. The ruins are older than human civilization, and the creatures which inhabit it appear to crawl and slither along the ground, resulting in corridors and rooms too low for a human being to stand upright.

 

The Funny Farm

Alignment: any

Source: My parallel to Don Miller’s insane asylum in State College Collective

Location: Prime Material Plane

Borders: Plane of Nightmares, The Abyss, Maelstrom.

This is a place where those not in touch with reality or sane of mind go to exist out the rest of their days. The inside resembles the old TV trope of a bedlam house/lunatic asylum. If you do find a window and look out, you would see the planes this place borders. The dilapidated nature is reminiscent of   the music video for the song “The Devil In I” by the band Slipknot. There is a plane-wide status effect of SEL=1 insanity and SEL=15 Frelled.

Encounters: Various committed NPCs who may have been PC’s once, run of the mill mental patients, Nightmare Spirits of the Land, various spiritual undead, Possible archetypes of figures from the band Slipknot,

Maggot Town

Alignment: any S

Source: AAM/ALM

Location: Maelstrom

Borders: The Compound, and the Eelemental Planes.

This is a demi-plane whose main surface is covered by a sprawling town. It takes its flavor from Dr. Seuss, America in the 1980’s, and the Berenstain bears universe. There are plane-wide status effects of SEL=1 Drunk and SEL=1 Enraged.

Encounters: Maggot Town Losers, Laced Windows, Laced Gazebos, Lunchmeats, Monkey Jacks, Monkey Jack Schellaques, Jumping Jack Schellaques, Crane Dogs, Crane Jacks, Bo Jacks, Fraggin Jags, Jack Wagons, Johnny Jays, Johnny Crispers, Johnny Crisper this Years, Johnny J. Crispers, Greasy Bastards, Crotch Ass Bastards, Taun Tauns, Good Morning Captains, Slop Hogs, Schlops, Slampigs, Sleepover Slobs, Coptybeemoxs, Lily Whites Birthday Partys, etc.

Maggot Town Loser (-4Str,-4Dex,-4Con,-4Int,-4Wis,-4Chr,-4Cml,-4AC,+1hp,-4TH,/0.9 Divisor, Size Small; Pick attack rolls, damage rolls, or saving throws. You always roll minimum on those rolls.; 600F, 1/reset: Create a DL=0 Larva (max of 1), Level 9,18,etc.: Reduce your racial divisor by 0.1, Min of 0.1).

 

The Ozone

Alignment: any

Source: Lost in the Ozone song by Motorhead from the album Bastards 1993

Location: Outer Planes

Borders: Chemical Elemental Plane of Oxygen, Demi-plane of Barney'd Gods, Maelstrom.

This is a plane made famous by Lemmy of Motorhead when he got lost in it. The terrain is a vast hungry empty sea of a pale blue pungent smelling gas. It features winter storms that freeze you, and summer weather that burns you alive. Notable places in this plane are the Islands of the Damned. Here everything is mute. Sound doesn’t transmit. There is a plane-wide status effects of SEL=9 Lost, SEL=10 Broken, and SEL=2 Drowning. Priests are cut off from contact with their gods here. All beings in this plane are always in a group of x1.

Encounters: Lemmy of Motorhead, lost, dying, and Capital B broken.

 

Rian’s Dreamscape

Alignment: any

Source: RDM’s Dreams since birth.

Location: Astral Plane

Borders: The Far Place, Plane of Dreams, and Plane of Nightmares.

This is a demi-plane that encompasses all the dreams I have ever had and will ever have in my limited time alive. Most of the landscapes involve extra-dimensional spaces larger on the inside or containing extra rooms not normally belonging, abandoned buildings, major interstate highways, a lot of exotic homes in M.C. Escher style. Plane-wide status effects of SEL=1 Forget and SEL=5 Lose Track Of serve as minor annoyances to those who travel here. I routinely forget or lose track of my vehicle when dreaming. 

Encounters: A “Lost” 2007 Silver Chrysler 300, Various family members, a dog named Hudson, a dog named Logan, etc.