New Outer Plane Demi-plane

 

The Compound

Alignment: CN

Source: ALM

Location: Outer Planes

Borders: The Abyss, Earth, and Section [XXX]

The Compound is an enclosure of multi-level buildings home to the depraved denizens of the Flanders family. The supreme ruler of The Compound is Neddy Flanders. Hydra is the most favored race. Lawn gnomes are commonly encountered, and they try to fit in in any orifice welcome or unwelcome. Lego versions of common races dot the landscape. Mushrooms and pickle plants can be found all over the compound growing. There is a CCTV network called NULU that plays on tvs across the sub levels. The Compound is home to the deity Easter Megatron, the patron saint of easter and decepticons who is patiently being awaited for his second coming. You could also possibly find personalities such as Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner at the bar in sub-level 7 or Uncle Filthy, Billy Ungerman, Max Hardcore, or Heather Peer milling about.

Lego race Adj (&+1Str,&-1Dex,&+1Con,&+0Int,&+0Wis,&+0Chr,&+0Cml,+2 AC,+0hp, &+0TH, &+0.5 divisor, &+0 size, don't age naturally, immune disease/slay from vorpal, can reattach severed limbs/head, spiderclimb nonsmooth surfaces).

 

Sub-Level #

Name

Short Description

Source

1

Intake and Processing

 This is where you get your first walking papers and a possible tour by Jean Claude Van Ram.

ALM

2

Orientation

 

ALM

3

Intro to General Population/Resident “Housing”

Home of the Creative Bedroom Displays Dept.

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4

Sex Toy Ball Pit

 

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5

Green Room

 

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6

Auditoriums/Council Chambers

 

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7

Cafeteria

 

ALM

8

Research and Development

 

ALM

9

Cryo Suspension Units

 

ALM

10

 

 

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11

Specially Sexual Fantasies

 

ALM

12

Lazaro’s Fine Meats and Wurst Haus

Lord Lazaro the Sausage Vendor/Lazaro the Great rules here with an iron fist, which on special days, magically transforms to rubber. Agent 69 is Lord Lazar's chief of secret police ensuring denizens of sub-level 12 don't get out of hand like the last failed uprising.

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13

Interspecies Romance

 

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14

 

 

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15

 

 

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16

 

Supervisors and Staff of Team Colon Confetti will wish you much love this holiday season here.

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17 ALM
18 Compound Library Kaija works in the Compound Library on Sub Level 18 and requires a special kind of love.. ALM

 

Encounter

Description

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Bob Druthers

Neighbor husband of Neddy. Can be seen usually milling around in yellowed tighty whitys

1

Marge Druthers

Neighbor wife of Neddy. Can be seen with a frying pan hitting Bob over the head

2

Neddy Flanders

The Supreme Leader of the Compound

3

Pietro

The faithful pink sockpuppet to Neddy. Can be seen guarding certain parts of the compound

4

Leland

Second in command under Neddy, similar to batman's alfred

5

Neddy’s niece Johanna

The niece with unlimited potential. Has secret knowledge to the identity of Chuluk.

6

Johanna’s pet marmoset Ozymandis

The only pet at the compound with Neddy's favor.

7

Hugo

8

Scott Baio

9

Christopher Walken

10

Tom Hanks

11

Barry Manilow

12

Ed Harris

13

Ben Affleck

who plays Captain Python on the NULU hit show “Captain Python and the Trembling Cucumber”

14

Jon Meyer

a highly decorated Tank Commander who fought valiantly in the Pepperonia Border Wars of ’13.

15

Saint Ichabod

16

David Hasselhoff

17

Richard Simmons

18

William Shatner

a Sports commentator on NULU ESPN 8: The Ocho.

19

Merle Haggard

20

Captain Stubing

Your personal cruise guide for love.

21

George Clooney

22

Lord Vador

Neddy and Leland’s personal hero

23

Evil Jimmy Buffett

24

Jean Claude Van Ram

25

 

 

Special Events

Location

Description

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Predicting the Future Using Legos!

Bloody Mary Rimjob

World renowned Clairvoyant Rob Halford of Judas Priest fame shows us how to cast the colored interlocking blocks into the kitty litter box and accurately predict future events! Soothing background ukelele music will be provided by a heavily sedated James Taylor while the recently reunited Solid Gold Dancers writhe and undulate slowly like drunk cobras in kiddy pools filled with simmering bacon fat. First 6 people through the door receive a $17.50 Gift Certificate To Satan’s Sex Ranch!

1

Fitty Five Star Rap Concert @The Compound!

Spanky and Franky Auto Sales LLC

International Superstar Compound Rapper Fitty Five Star busts the red hot rhymes with the help of The Nippleless Love Slave Band! He will churn out all the hits like, “Yo!Yo!Yo! Pietro Stuck In Ma Hole” and the classic, “Shakin My Cucumber To Da Dank Beat” First 15 people through the door get Dutch Ovened by Dolph Lundgren dressed as an aging Ivan Drago!

2

Jim Evans Joins Hydra!

 

Neddy Flanders surrogate brother takes his vows to join the great ones on their quest for world domination!

3

Violating Community Standards Master Class

Twisted Tentacles

A Master Class hosted by Rosemary Clooney showing you in 3 easy fun filled steps how to end up in Facebook Purgatory with a bonus uncertain future in the perilous world of Big Brother powered Social Media! The first lucky seven through the door receive a signed lithograph of fabled Boy Puppet Smilesocchio having consensual intercourse with a Pannini grill!

4

A Compound Christmas with Captain Stubing!

 

The joy and extreme pleasures of an adult Christmas morning are realized when Gavin McLeod dons a Krampus costume and uses his trusty cattle prod to coax the Yule spirit from your half asleep body Christmas morn. Rubber balls and liquor will be provided to all after Gavin serenades you with a horrifying medley of NSync songs at the conclusion of your session.

5

Avoiding Opening Other People’s Christmas Presents!!!

Atlanta Home for Wayward Tango Dancers and Cheese Emporium

This informative Workshop will center itself around the horrifying consequences of unwrapping gifts that are meant for others. An inebriated Ted Danson will take us step by step through the process of avoidance and acceptance and as a sidebar teach us how to gracefully vomit into your own suit jacket while in a spirited group conversation. First 11 through the door will receive an oversized unicorn dildo that no orifice on this planet could withstand.

6

Thanksgiving Dinner at The Compound with Dwight Yoakum!

Taco Loco

Spend your Turkey Day with friends and loved ones in the Compound Cafeteria Sub Level 6 where Master of Ceremonies Dwight Yoakum will perform all his hits accompanied by Ulysses S. Grant on Fisher Price Xylophone.

7

Finding Casual Love in a Swedish Disco!

 

8

Is She "The One" For Me?

West Point - The U.S. Military Academy

An introspective seminar exploring alternative avenues of romantic involvement with inanimate objects. Pietro tears down the barriers to show us you can really love just about anything regardless of it's unwillingness to love you back. All attendees will be allowed to view romantic demonstrations ranging from Lego Pamela Anderson to non functioning George Forman grills.

9

Stevie Nick's Tribute Concert!

The Pelican's Crotch Seafood House

I will be performing all of Stevie's hits dressed in a traditional sausage skirt accompanied by The Neddylanders Kazoo Ensemble. First 21 people through the door will receive a free copy of my cover of Stevie's little known song,"If I Ever Loved A Hobo". It will truly be a night to remember...

10

Creatively Interpreting Your Nightmares

Denny's

Spend an evening exploring the darkest recesses of your mind while Guest Speaker Pietro helps you understand and translate the true meanings behind the horrific images haunting you through the nighttime hours. Kale flavored Blow Pops and crotch less undies will be available to all interested parties for the duration of the Seminar! First couple through the door receive a KFC bucket filled with Manatee spermicide! Yay!

11

Chris Walken Compound Egg Hunt!

Compound, Hhohho, Swaziland

Eggs eggs and more eggs! Chris himself will lead you deep into the Compound Jungle to seek these magical and sometimes disturbingly naughty prizes! Bunny ears and nipple clamps for all participants!

12

Barbie Comes Home to Hydra!

Legoland Malaysia Resort

After a sobering career as a sex sideshow Barker in Amsterdam, Barbara Walters returns to her roots and comes back home where she belongs! Psilocybin laced candy canes and nude pictures of Shaggy will abound as we celebrate her arrival! (There will also be a cameo appearance by Lego Lazarus, but let's keep that under our hats for now..) Hope to see you there!

13

The Screaming Mimes Live at The Compound!

The Compound: Sub Level 11 Auditorium

The greatest Proto-Punk band of all time performs at The Compound for one magical night playing all the hits like, "Nipple Nipple, Who Hid The Pickle?" and, "Jambalaya Joe Shit His Pants Again!" Tickets go on sale Friday at The Compound Box Office. Get yours today!

14

Roy Clark Hentai Film Festival!

Slipacoff's Premium Meats

Japanese Tentacle Porn Icon and former Hee Haw alumni Roy Clark hosts this fun filled and informative journey through "Alternative Asian Cinema" focusing on the classic, "Who Let the Tentacles Out?" as well as the fan favorite, "Oh Octopi, Where Art Thou?" First 7 through the theater door instantly earn 1000 Compound Rewards Points redeemable in our Gift catalog!

15

The Shat Joins Hydra!

Cafe 4 Sex Toys

In the twilight of his career William has decided to go to the darkside. Join us as we celebrate this auspicious occasion with ground beef filled Pinatas and naked mimes cavorting about selling themselves to the lowest bidder. First three people to arrive will be allowed a quick peek at Big Bird's genitalia.

16

Conjuring Demon Pepperoni Cats

One of the Seven Seas

Learn the basics to invoke denizens from the Dark Plain of Pepperonia! First 666 automatically become eligible for sandwiches and soup with Rian Mancuso, leading author of the runaway bestseller, "My Wacky and Wonderful Love of 4 Chan!"

17

Choking Olaf properly

Santa's Dungeon

Learn how to gently take the life of one of Disney's most revered Winter characters using hand strength, firm resolve and repeating the mantra, "You are The Antichrist, You must die!". First 51 through the door receive a commemorative refrigerator magnet featuring Lando Calrissian hog tied and ball gagged!

18

Howard Jones Induction into Hydra

 

Our long time maintenance man and former mid 80's pop synth icon rolls darkside at a lavish ceremony with plenty of egg drop croissants and bok choy latkes. First 16 through the door receive an $8.00 Bed Bath and Beyond gift card and an extremely awkward sponge bath by a man dressed like Super Mario from the waist up, naked with a raging erection waist down.

19

I Can Be Big Bird If I Want To!

Great Wall of China

Learn how to channel and embrace your "inner bird" with Master Transmogrofist Leland Flanders! At the conclusion of the session all are invited to participate in a frenzied Tantric Sex Puppet Orgy with smooth Jazz in the background provided by Denzel Washington and The Flavius Flaves. Fifth person through the door gets automatically entered into a drawing for Mathew Broderick's cock ring!

20

Me and My Imaginary Friends

Cluck N Thrust

Special Guest Speaker Chee Chee The Clown will discuss why bestiality is the only logical alternative to cognitive therapy, as well as an in depth discussion of the consequences of premature ejaculation on your David Hasselhoff Lego effigy. Second person through the door receives a signed lithograph of Jimmy Buffet being sodomized by a mountain gorilla.

21

What Made MJ Tick?

Purgatory

Learn about this iconic figures obvious links to The Compound and his disturbing fascination with Pietro's faux testicles. First three people through the door automatically win a chance for dinner and dancing with the beautifully taxidermied body of Burl Ives!

22

Warding Off Evil Spirits Workshop

Compound Sub Level 8

Learn how to protect you and your loved ones from Demonic forces, Possesion and Dark Entities. Everyone goes home with complimentary stigmata and commemorative T-Shirt celebrating John Denver's historic discovery of applesauce enemas ( in full color)!

23

Congolese Love Brigade Concert

Flanders Pavilion, Grinding Groin, Utah

Straight from the heart of the dark continent comes my fave band of all time, with hit songs like, "Who Let The Gimp Out?" and, "You Say Tomato, I Say Count Chocula" This amazing band will entertain and disturb fans of all ages!

24

Juan Valdez Impersonation Contest

Compound Sub Level 3

Live Clams, unlimited cucumber fellatio and clowns, lots and lots of clowns....

25

Seeing and Speaking No Evil! Dicks Hollow Rd A spectral Karl Malden Guest Hosts this informative Seminar featuring The “See-No-Speak-No-Mask”as seen on QVC. In a little under an hour you will learn how to effectively utilize this repurposed Golden Shower Gimp Mask to avoid any unpleasantries you may encounter in your daily life. As an added bonus, .38 Special will perform several of their least popular songs after ingesting copious amounts of Peyote while Pietro frolics through the crowd misting everyone with diluted Yak piss. Make your Reservation now as space is limited! 26