Familiar Name	Natural?	Mount?	Abilities
Intelligent [Psi Power]	[ ]	[ ]	Level 1: Psi Power costs you ½ a spell from memorization to use.
			Level 9: Psi Power costs you 0 slots from memorization to use.
			Level 18: Can use that Psi Power for ½ number of actions.
Funny Farm Straight Jacket	No	No	Level 1: +x1 AT. Can’t take P actions.
			Level 9: 1P: Target can’t take P actions.
			Level 18: +1X and 1X: Target can’t take actions.
Deep DL Common Object	No	No	Level 1: +1 comprehensibility depth.
			Level 9: +10 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 1).
			Level 18: +20 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 9).
Leprechaun	No	No	Level 1: x1.5 money.
			Level 9: Luckstone.
			Level 18: ±LVL/5 with random rolls such as wand of wonder, etc.
World's Tiniest Dragon	No	Yes	Level 1: Breath 1gp (dmg=curr hp/10, save for 0).
			Level 9: 1V: Lend this familiar to a target.
			Level 18: If this familiar is lended, you may travel with it.
Graham’s Number	No	No	Level 1: +3 AC, +4 saves, +3 hp.
			Level 9: +3^3 AC, +4^3 saves, +3^3 hp.
			CF=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) AC, +4^(3^3) saves, +3^(3^3) hp.
Skewes Number	No	No	Level 1: +3 to hit, +3 melee damage.
			Level 9: +3^3 to hit, +3^3 melee damage.
			CF=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) to hit, +3^(3^3) melee damage.
Great Puppalupka	Yes	Yes!	Level 1: Immune Drugs.
			Level 9: Ignore Rabbit familiar immunity.
			Level 18: Use PC codpiece as a weapon.
Don’s Stuffed Polar Bear	No ☹	Ehh No	Level 1: +1 Summon slot for polar bears.
			Level 9: Improved Invisibility Continuous.
			Level 18: 1X: Summon a DL 10+LVL/9 Segmented Polar Bearpede named “Koonanook”.
Big John’s Intelligent Weapon	No	No	Level 1: +1 attack.
			Level 9: Attacking costs half a P action.
			Level 18: Attacking costs one third of a P action.
Rick’s Champion	No	No	Level 1: Wild talent in Champions psionics (Psi 81).
			Level 9: 1M: Treat Wounds SL=N where N = your LVL.
			Level 18: One free 1^st level Champion5 spell.
Jay Fish	No	No	Level 1: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
			Level 9: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
			Level 18: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
Karampalis Teddy Bear	Yes	No	Level 1: You get +1 skin from skinning a target.
			Level 9: Skinning a target doubles AC loss.
			Level 18: Skinned targets cannot take actions.
Manny's Astral Construct	No	Yes	Level 1: This has no Familiar Immunity and "1M: Combine two groups of enemies into one group (no save)."
			Level 9: This has Familiar Immunity.
			Level 18: 1M: Combine two legions of enemies into one legion (no save).
Compound Lawn Gnome	No	No	Level 1: Can choose results from a Wand of Wonder.
			Level 9: 1M: Generate a High Frequency Sample.
			Level 18: Your High Frequency Samples are one category higher.
Phoebe Ferret	Yes	Yes	Level 1: One "Level 63:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
			Level 9: One "Level 54:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
			Level 18: One "Level 45:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
Dancing Potion Bottle	No	No	Level 1: +1E action.
			Level 9: Immune to negative effects of potions.
			Level 18: 1M, 1/h: Create a 5-dose potion of a spell you know.
Rian’s Severed Head	No	No	Level 1: Immune to a SEL=2 or less offensive status effect.
			Level 9: Immune to a SEL=5 or less offensive status effect.
			Level 18: Immune to a SEL=8 or less offensive status effect.
Mein-Kampf	No	No	Level 1: Free Nazi clan patch.
			Level 9: +1RV action.
			Level 18: 0,1/h: Ignore a target’s immunity to fire.
Intelligent Destructo Disk	No	Yes?	Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Destructo Disk a target. See [Q9001].
			Level 9: +10% when powering up.
			Level 18: Ranged attacks are treated as touch attacks.
Broken Toilet	No	Yes?	Level 1: Water Breathing if worn on head (use your imagination).
			Level 9: 0,1/r, even if Crapped: Remove Minor Crapped.
			Level 18: 1P, one attack roll: If hit, target Flushed (SEL=8).
Logan Beabull Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: 1M, 1/h: Bay at a target (Deafness and Exhaustion, Fort 0).
			Level 9: You get +1V action for material componenting.
			Level 18: You get +1RV action for material componenting.
Hudson Puggle Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Create regurgitated Food and Water (it’s still good).
			Level 9: You get +1 mouth’s P action for breath weapons.
			Level 18: +1 head in the image of a Puggle.
Sammy Pitbull Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: Get a bite attack (1d10).
			Level 9: +5 Str and +1 attack with rope attacks.
			Level 18: Dragon Cleave.
Iron Flask	No	No	Level 27: 1X, 1/h: Ship in a Bottle.
Living Planet	No	Yes	Level 27: You may convert hp to Mega Boxes at 1000:1.
Quantum Visitor	No	No	Level 27: +1RX action.
Chosen One	No	No	Level 27: Immune “Cloned” status.
Agent Smith Clone	No	No	Level 27: 1X, 1 attack that hits: Target becomes your clone, gains “Cloned” race adjective (no save, XR to resist).
Draeden [1]	No	No	Level 36: +1G action.
Unicron	No	No	Level 36: +1H action.
Celestial45	No	No	Level 36: +1 iTH.
Thanos’ Starship	No	Yes	Level 36: “iun” Phoenix Sanctuary.
Supreme Being’s Silver Lining	No	No	Level 792¶¶: 1/-(once): Change one enforced/unenforced rule about the campaign ([x22] effect).