Familiar Name	Natural?	Mount?	Abilities
Intelligent [Psi Power]	[ ]	[ ]	Level 1: Psi Power costs you ½ a spell from memorization to use.
			Level 9: Psi Power costs you 0 slots from memorization to use.
			Level 18: Can use that Psi Power for ½ number of actions.
Funny Farm Straight Jacket	No	No	Level 1: +x1 AT. Can’t take P actions.
			Level 9: 1P: Target can’t take P actions.
			Level 18: +1X and 1X: Target can’t take actions.
Deep DL Common Object	No	No	Level 1: +1 comprehensibility depth.
			Level 9: +10 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 1).
			Level 18: +20 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 9).
Leprechaun	No	No	Level 1: x1.5 money.
			Level 9: Luckstone.
			Level 18: ±LVL/5 with random rolls such as wand of wonder, etc.
World's Tiniest Dragon	No	Yes	Level 1: Breath 1gp (dmg=curr hp/10, save for 0).
			Level 9: 1V: Lend this familiar to a target.
			Level 18: If this familiar is lended, you may travel with it.
Graham’s Number	No	No	Level 1: +3 AC, +4 saves, +3 hp.
			Level 9: +3^3 AC, +4^3 saves, +3^3 hp.
			CF=5, SN=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) AC, +4^(3^3) saves, +3^(3^3) hp.
Skewes Number	No	No	Level 1: +3 to hit, +3 melee damage.
			Level 9: +3^3 to hit, +3^3 melee damage.
			CF=5, SN=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) to hit, +3^(3^3) melee damage.
TREE[3]	No	No	Level 1: x2 the integer bonus given from another “Number” familiar.
			Level 9: x5 the integer bonus given from another “Number” familiar.
			CF=5, SN=5: Level 18: x(3*(2^49-2)) the integer bonus given from another “Number” familiar.
Great Puppalupka	Yes	Yes!	Level 1: Immune Drugs.
			Level 9: Ignore Rabbit familiar immunity.
			Level 18: Use PC codpiece as a weapon.
Don’s Stuffed Polar Bear	Yes	Ehh No	Level 1: +1 Summon slot for polar bears.
			Level 9: Improved Invisibility Continuous.
			Level 18: 1X: Summon a DL 10+LVL/9 Segmented Polar Bearpede named “Koonanook”.
Big John’s Intelligent Weapon	No	Ouch No	Level 1: +1 attack.
			Level 9: Attacking costs half a P action.
			Level 18: Attacking costs one third of a P action.
Rick’s Champion	No	No	Level 1: Wild talent in Champions psionics (Psi 81).
			Level 9: 1M: Treat Wounds SL=N where N = your LVL.
			Level 18: One free 1^st level Champion5 spell.
Familiar Y-Cable	No	No	CF=6: Level 1: Pick 2 familiars. Duplicate their level 1 abilities.
			CF=6: Level 9: Pick 2 familiars. Duplicate their level 9 abilities.
			CF=6: Level 18: Pick 2 familiars. Duplicate their level 18 abilities.
Jay Fish	No	No	Level 1: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
			Level 9: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
			Level 18: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).
Karampalis Teddy Bear	Yes	No	Level 1: You get +1 skin from skinning a target.
			Level 9: Skinning a target doubles AC loss.
			Level 18: Skinned targets cannot take actions.
Astral Construct Union Rep	No	No	Level 1: Spend 5% of current gp, 2/month: +1 Astral Construct in a summon slot.
			Level 9: 1F: Convert an Astral Construct summon into a Destruct, Repairer, or Fabricator.
			Level 18: Astral Construct/Destruct/etc. summons you control can activate abilities for half the action costs.
Manny's Astral Construct	No	Yes	Level 1: This has no Familiar Immunity and "1M: Combine two groups of enemies into one group (no save)."
			Level 9: This has Familiar Immunity.
			Level 18: 1M: Combine two legions of enemies into one legion (no save).
Manny’s Astral Destruct	No	Yes	Level 1: 1P: Deal 25*LVL Anti-Astral dmg to a group (no save, IR to resist).
			Level 9: 1bP: Fork.
			Level 18: 1M: Whenever someone targets a spell or psi effect in the room, it is redirected to you (treat as a x1 Special).
Compound Lawn Gnome	No	No	Level 1: Can choose results from a Wand of Wonder.
			Level 9: 1M: Generate a High Frequency Sample.
			Level 18: Your High Frequency Samples are one category higher.
Phoebe Ferret	Yes	Yes	Level 1: One "Level 63:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
			Level 9: One "Level 54:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
			Level 18: One "Level 45:" ability from a class (no downgrade).
Dancing Potion Bottle	No	No	Level 1: +1E action.
			Level 9: Immune to negative effects of potions.
			Level 18: 1M, 1/h: Create a 5-dose potion of a spell you know.
Rian’s Severed Head	No	No	Level 1: Immune to a SEL=2 or less offensive status effect.
			Level 9: Immune to a SEL=5 or less offensive status effect.
			Level 18: Immune to a SEL=8 or less offensive status effect.
Mein-Kampf	No	No	Level 1: Free Nazi clan patch.
			Level 9: +1RV action.
			Level 18: 0,1/h: Ignore a target’s immunity to fire.
Animal Farm	No	Yes?	Level 1: 1P, sacrifice a Pig: Target escapes and room type is now animal pens.
			Level 9: -2 Arms, +2 Legs. (Four legs good, two legs bad)
			Level 18: -2 Legs, +2 Arms. (Four legs good, two legs better)
A Christmas Carol	No	No	Level 1: 1M, 1/d: Legend Lore.
			Level 9: 1M, 1/d: Cosmic Awareness.
			Level 18: 1M, 1/d: Temporal Stasis.
A Wrinkle in Time	No	No	Level 1: 1M,1/reset: Summon a DL=LVL Witch.
			Level 9: 1M, spend ½ current hp: Tesseract.
			Level 18: +[x1] mirrored XP toward Brain on a Dias class.
Brave New World	No	No	Level 1: Free Soma drug (Astral Projection; -SL Int; can’t attack).
			Level 9: 1M: Potion Ball of Soma.
			Level 18: +50% XP if all your classes are not in the standard FMCTP groups.
Flowers for Algernon	No	No	Level 1: +1 Mouse familiar.
			Level 9: +10 Int.
			Level 18: Lost level 9 Int bonus, +100% XP if single-classed.
Gone with the Wind	No	No	Level 1: Half cost when buying DL=1 or less hirelings.
			Level 9: 1N, 1/reset: Escape the party back to home (except for you)
			Level 18: 1bF, 1/reset: Object or Insist.
Great Expectations	No	No	Level 1: +1 metal file, slice of pie, and a container of brandy.
			Level 9: +1 Elderly female Animal Companion named Mrs. Havisham.
			Level 21: Fixed income of 500 kgp per annum (year).
Lord of the Flies	No	No	Level 1: When setting good precedents, you set twice as many.
			Level 9: Precedents only need 1 session to take effect.
			Level 18: When setting bad precedents, you benefit as if the precedents were good.
Nineteen Eighty-Four	No	No	Level 1: 1M, 1/reset: Scry into the next room of a dungeon.
			Level 9: 1M, 1/reset: Extract no save
			Level 18: 1M, 1/reset: Psi3 Microcosm.
Of Mice and Men	No	No	Level 1: +1 Size.
			Level 9: 1M: Feeblemind a group.
			Level 18: 1P,1/reset: Slay a familiar.
The Grapes of Wrath	No	No	Level 1: 1bV,1/reset: Reflect an attack sequence back and Jailed.
			Level 9: 1V, sacrifice a subordinate: +1QV next segment.
			Level 18: Half cost when buying hirelings.
The Lord of the Rings	No	No	Level 1: You may wear an extra ring per finger.
			Level 9: All your fingers may be used as Ring fingers.
			Level 18: 180F, 1/w: Summon The One Ring for a day.
The Odyssey	No	No	Level 1: 1M, 1/r: Swap two targets positions.
			Level 9: 1M, 1/r: Swap two groups positions.
			Level 18: 1M, 1/r: Swap two legions positions.
The Picture of Dorian Gray	No	No	Level 1: Free portrait of yourself.
			Level 9: Enchant your portrait with your soul: Unageing and Soulless.
			Level 18: Destroy your portrait: Regain your soul.
The Scarlet Letter	No	No	Level 1: 180F actions, 1/year: +1 A action.
			Level 9: 180F actions, 1/year: +1QA action.
			Level 18: 180F actions, 1/year: +1RA action.
To Kill a Mockingbird	No	No	Level 1: 1M: Invisible Aerial Servant.
			Level 9: 1F, 1/reset: Random magic item of XPV=LVL*1000.
			Level 18: 1bV, 1/reset: Reflect an attack sequence back.
Intelligent Destructo Disk	No	Yes?	Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Destructo Disk a target. See [Q9001].
			Level 9: +10% when powering up.
			Level 18: Ranged attacks are treated as touch attacks.
Broken Toilet	No	Yes?	Level 1: Water Breathing if worn on head (use your imagination).
			Level 9: 0,1/r, even if Crapped: Remove Minor Crapped.
			Level 18: 1P, one attack roll: If hit, target Flushed (SEL=8).
Logan Beabull Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: 1M, 1/h: Bay at a target (Deafness and Exhaustion, Fort 0).
			Level 9: You get +1V action for material componenting.
			Level 18: You get +1RV action for material componenting.
Hudson Puggle Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Create regurgitated Food and Water (it’s still good).
			Level 9: You get +1 mouth’s P action for breath weapons.
			Level 18: +1 head in the image of a Puggle.
Sammy Pitbull Dog	Yes	Yes	Level 1: Get a bite attack (1d10).
			Level 9: +5 Str and +1 attack with rope attacks.
			Level 18: Dragon Cleave.
Iron Flask	No	No	Level 27: 1X, 1/h: Ship in a Bottle.
Living Planet	No	Yes	Level 27: You may convert hp to Mega Boxes at 1000:1.
Quantum Visitor	No	No	Level 27: +1RX action.
Chosen One	No	No	Level 27: Immune “Cloned” status.
Agent Smith Clone	No	No	Level 27: 1X, 1 attack that hits: Target becomes your clone, gains “Cloned” race adjective (no save, XR to resist).
Draeden [1]	No	No	Level 36: +1G action.
Unicron	No	No	Level 36: +1H action.
Celestial45	No	No	Level 36: +1 iTH.
Thanos’ Starship	No	Yes	Level 36: “iun” Phoenix Sanctuary.
Supreme Being’s Silver Lining	No	No	Level 792¶¶: 1/-(once): Change one enforced/unenforced rule about the campaign ([x22] effect).