Familiar Name

Natural?

Mount?

Abilities

Intelligent [Psi Power]

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Level 1: Psi Power costs you ½ a spell from memorization to use.

Level 9: Psi Power costs you 0 slots from memorization to use.

Level 18: Can use that Psi Power for ½ number of actions.

Funny Farm Straight Jacket

No

No

Level 1: +x1 AT. Can’t take P actions.

Level 9: 1P: Target can’t take P actions.

Level 18: +1X and 1X: Target can’t take actions.

Deep DL Common Object

No

No

Level 1: +1 comprehensibility depth.

Level 9: +10 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 1).

Level 18: +20 comprehensibility depth (overwrites level 9).

Leprechaun

No

No

Level 1: x1.5 money.

Level 9: Luckstone.

Level 18: ±LVL/5 with random rolls such as wand of wonder, etc.

World's Tiniest Dragon

No

Yes

Level 1: Breath 1gp (dmg=curr hp/10, save for 0).

Level 9: 1V: Lend this familiar to a target.

Level 18: If this familiar is lended, you may travel with it.

Graham’s Number

No

No

Level 1: +3 AC, +4 saves, +3 hp.

Level 9: +3^3 AC, +4^3 saves, +3^3 hp.

CF=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) AC, +4^(3^3) saves, +3^(3^3) hp.

Skewes Number

No

No

Level 1: +3 to hit, +3 melee damage.

Level 9: +3^3 to hit, +3^3 melee damage.

CF=5: Level 18: +3^(3^3) to hit, +3^(3^3) melee damage.

Great Puppalupka

Yes

Yes!

Level 1: Immune Drugs.

Level 9: Ignore Rabbit familiar immunity.

Level 18: Use PC codpiece as a weapon.

Don’s Stuffed Polar Bear

No

Ehh No

Level 1: +1 Summon slot for polar bears.

Level 9: Improved Invisibility Continuous.

Level 18: 1X: Summon a DL 10+LVL/9 Segmented Polar Bearpede named “Koonanook”.

Big John’s Intelligent Weapon

No

No

Level 1: +1 attack.

Level 9: Attacking costs half a P action.

Level 18: Attacking costs one third of a P action.

Rick’s Champion

No

No

Level 1: Wild talent in Champions psionics (Psi 81).

Level 9: 1M: Treat Wounds SL=N where N = your LVL.

Level 18: One free 1st level Champion5 spell.

Jay Fish

No

No

Level 1: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).

Level 9: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).

Level 18: +1 spell/psi comprehensibility (vs twilighting).

Karampalis Teddy Bear

Yes

No

Level 1: You get +1 skin from skinning a target.

Level 9: Skinning a target doubles AC loss.

Level 18: Skinned targets cannot take actions.

Manny's Astral Construct

No

Yes

Level 1: This has no Familiar Immunity and "1M: Combine two groups of enemies into one group (no save)."

Level 9: This has Familiar Immunity.

Level 18: 1M: Combine two legions of enemies into one legion (no save).

Compound Lawn Gnome

No

No

Level 1: Can choose results from a Wand of Wonder.

Level 9: 1M: Generate a High Frequency Sample.

Level 18: Your High Frequency Samples are one category higher.

Phoebe Ferret

Yes

Yes

Level 1: One "Level 63:" ability from a class (no downgrade).

Level 9: One "Level 54:" ability from a class (no downgrade).

Level 18: One "Level 45:" ability from a class (no downgrade).

Dancing Potion Bottle

No

No

Level 1: +1E action.

Level 9: Immune to negative effects of potions.

Level 18: 1M, 1/h: Create a 5-dose potion of a spell you know.

Rian’s Severed Head

No

No

Level 1: Immune to a SEL=2 or less offensive status effect.

Level 9: Immune to a SEL=5 or less offensive status effect.

Level 18: Immune to a SEL=8 or less offensive status effect.

Mein-Kampf

No

No

Level 1: Free Nazi clan patch.

Level 9: +1RV action.

Level 18: 0,1/h: Ignore a target’s immunity to fire.

Intelligent Destructo Disk

No

Yes?

Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Destructo Disk a target. See [Q9001].

Level 9: +10% when powering up.

Level 18: Ranged attacks are treated as touch attacks.

Broken Toilet

No

Yes?

Level 1: Water Breathing if worn on head (use your imagination).

Level 9: 0,1/r, even if Crapped: Remove Minor Crapped.

Level 18: 1P, one attack roll: If hit, target Flushed (SEL=8).

Logan Beabull Dog

Yes

Yes

Level 1: 1M, 1/h: Bay at a target (Deafness and Exhaustion, Fort 0).

Level 9: You get +1V action for material componenting.

Level 18: You get +1RV action for material componenting.

Hudson Puggle Dog

Yes

Yes

Level 1: 1P, 1/h: Create regurgitated Food and Water (it’s still good).

Level 9: You get +1 mouth’s P action for breath weapons.

Level 18: +1 head in the image of a Puggle.

Sammy Pitbull Dog

Yes

Yes

Level 1: Get a bite attack (1d10).

Level 9: +5 Str and +1 attack with rope attacks.

Level 18: Dragon Cleave.

Iron Flask

No

No

Level 27: 1X, 1/h: Ship in a Bottle.

Living Planet

No

Yes

Level 27: You may convert hp to Mega Boxes at 1000:1.

Quantum Visitor

No

No

Level 27: +1RX action.

Chosen One

No

No

Level 27: Immune “Cloned” status.

Agent Smith Clone

No

No

Level 27: 1X, 1 attack that hits: Target becomes your clone, gains “Cloned” race adjective (no save, XR to resist).

Draeden [1]

No

No

Level 36: +1G action.

Unicron

No

No

Level 36: +1H action.

Celestial45

No

No

Level 36: +1 iTH.

Thanos’ Starship

No

Yes

Level 36: “iun” Phoenix Sanctuary.

Supreme Being’s Silver Lining

No

No

Level 792¶¶: 1/-(once): Change one enforced/unenforced rule about the campaign ([x22] effect).