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Status

SEL

Effect

Source

1

Abe Lincoln

1

Disguised and Asleep

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Dirty Sanchez

1

You lose your sense of smell and nauseated.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Dutch Oven

1

Nausea, Blind, and Entangled

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Minor Crapped

1

One of your psionic pools and/or magic progressions empties. Your current hp halve. You lose one A action worth of actions.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Snail Trail

1

You skate along the ground at x2 movement or +1V action.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

Spiderman

1

Blind, Silent, and Entangled

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Teaser

1

Minor Crapped x1

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Alaskan Pipeline

2

Minor Crapped and Minor Violated

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Arabian Sunglasses

2

Blind and disguised

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Beef Curtains

2

Can use codpiece as weapon if gender is female

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Blumpkin

2

Held and can't use mouth.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Dutch Rudder

2

Held and Entangled

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

Hot Lunch

2

Minor Crapped and can't use mouth

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Pleaser

2

Minor Crapped x2

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Roughing up the Suspect

2

You can be considered a familiar by anybody

Offensive Status Effect Mage

9

Tossed Salad

2

Paralyzed and Minor Crapped

Offensive Status Effect Mage

10

Upper Decker

2

Minor Crapped and can't use helmets

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Alabama Hotpocket

3

Minor Crapped and canít use codpiece

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Face Down

3

Partial cover plus no racial abilities.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Felch

3

Minor crapped and canít access your inventory

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Hot Carl

3

Minor Crapped and canít use mouth

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Houdini

3

Displaced

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

Jewish Lightning

3

Stunned and Pickpocketed

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Riding the Bull

3

Can be treated as a mount by anybody.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Shocker

3

Minor Crapped x3

Offensive Status Effect Mage

9

Skinned

3

Halved AC, no defensive effects, and can't take V actions.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Angry Dragon

4

Drowned and Stunned

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Cincinnati Bowtie

4

Paralyzed and Prone

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Cleveland Steamered

4

Minor Crapped and Crushed

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4

Flipped 

4

Confused plus Prone.

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5

Gassed

4

Drowned and Unaware

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6

Golden Shower

4

Drowned and Nauseated

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Indian Giver

4

Pickpocketed and reverse Pickpocketed

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Spocker

4

Minor Crapped x4

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Capital S Skinned

5

Quartered AC, no defensive effects, and can't take P/V actions.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Embalmed

5

Slain and immune to decomposition/rot. Their body fluids are replaced with embalming fluid.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Fisted

5

Minor Crapped x5

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Hydrocephalied 

5

Drowned and mentally slain. Their skull is pressurized with cerebral spinal fluid

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Jonah and the Whale

5

Swallowed and Crushed

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

On the Spectrum

5

Dazed, Fascinated, and DNA scrambled.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Reach Around

5

Minor Crapped and can't use hands

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Tapped 

5

Minor Crapped. You can't use any actions except V or Z actions.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

9

Under Scrutiny

5

Continuously projected ďhairy eyeballĒ.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Dirty Gas Pump

6

Held, Blind, and Gassed

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Double-Shocker

6

Minor Crapped x6

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Phased Out

6

Treated as if it does not exist.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Retarded

6

Slowed and Feebleminded

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Rusty Trombone

6

Crapped and canít use arms or mouth

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

Tea Bag

6

Blinded and canít use mouth

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Violated

6

Physically dominated plus unaware.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Aborted/Stillborn

7

Capital S Skinned plus slain.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Camel Toe/Moose Knuckle

7

Truename visible

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3

Cruicified

7

Paralyzed, Under Scrutiny and Slain

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4

Glass Bottom Boat

7

Blind, Crapped and Prone

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5

Holocausted

7

Cremated and Gassed

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6

Minivan

7

Minor Crapped x7

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Pink Sock

7

Prolapsed and Magic Jarred into flesh tail

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Plastinated

7

Capital S slain and indestructible. Their body fluids are replaced with plastic.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

9

Prince Albert

7

Codpiece disguised

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Bankrupt

8

Lose all current wealth and items (equivalent gp value) and cannot gain or have gp or items while this is running.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Chicken Bricking

8

Polymorphed into a chicken, Violated, and Crushed

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Combined

8

Fused with one or more others into one being. A combined creature has the average of the component creaturesí DLís.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

4

Double-Spocker

8

Minor Crapped x8

Offensive Status Effect Mage

5

Flushed

8

Drowned plus Crapped

Offensive Status Effect Mage

6

Munging

8

Paralyzed, Embalmed, and Slain

Offensive Status Effect Mage

7

Prolapsed

8

Crapped plus slain. +1 flesh tail.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

8

Raped

8

Violated plus Mentally Dominated.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

9

Tony Danza

8

Always targeted by Boss.

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Rusty Venture

9

Random offensive status effect

Offensive Status Effect Mage

2

Shitbagged

9

Morally Bankrupt and Lazy

Offensive Status Effect Mage

3

Triple-shocker

9

Minor Crapped x9

Offensive Status Effect Mage

1

Double-Fisted

10

Minor Crapped x10

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