Roland the Headless Thomson Gunner

Level

KXP

1

0

2

4

3

8

4

16

5

32

6

64

7

128

8

256

9

512

10

1000

11

1250

12

1500

13

1750

14

2000

15

2250

16

2500

17

2750

18

3000

19

3250

20

3500

21

3750

22

4000

23

4250

24

4500

25

4750

26

5000

27

5250

28

5500

29

5750

30

6000

31

6250

32

6500

33

6750

34

7000

35

7250

36

7500

Race Adjustments:

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

+0

+4

+3

+0

+0

+0

-5

+4

+4

+0

÷1

Requisites:

Dex 18, Con 15

Alignment:

any

HD/level:

&d10

Weapon Prof.:

4+level*2

To Hit Table:

0+level

Saves:

War

Groups:

War, Mon, Arch

Complexity:

CF=2, GF=3

 

"Roland was a warrior. From the Land of the Midnight Sun. With a Thompson Gun for hire. Fighting to be done. The deal was made in Denmark. On a dark and stormy day. So he set out for Biafra. To join the bloody fray. Through '66 and 7. They fought the Congo War. With their fingers on their triggers. Knee-deep in gore. The days and nights they battled. The Bantu to their Knees. They killed to earn their living. And to help out the Congolese. Roland the Thompson Gunner. Roland the Thompson Gunner. His comrades fought beside him. Van Owen and the rest. But of all the Thompson Gunners. Roland was the best. So the CIA decided. They wanted Roland dead. That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen. Blew off Roland's Head. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. Time Time Time for another week of war. Norway's bravest son. Time stands still for Roland til he evens up the score. They can still see his headless body. Stalking through the night. In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson Gun. In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson Gun. Roland searched the continent. For the man who'd done him in. He found him in Mombassa. In a bar room drinkin' Gin. Roland aimed his Thompson Gun. He didn't say a word. But he blew Van Owen's body. From there to Johanasburg. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. Talkin about the man. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. The eternal Thompson Gunner. Still wanderin through the night. Now it's ten years later. But he still keeps up the fight. In Ireland, In Lebanon. In Palastine and Berkley. Patty Hurst. Heard the burst. Of Roland's Thompson Gun. And bought it."

Free Headless undead racial template (+0’s, &÷1, immune vorpal). You do not have a head. You see by sensing life force. You do not need to eat, drink, breathe, or sleep.

Level 1:  Free Thomson Submachine Gun (M, 8/1, 1d10, 20/x3, jams on a 1). Infinite ammo.

Level 2: Roland was the best: Dex bonus to dmg on Thomson Gun.

Level 3: Til He Evens Up the Score: 1 attack: Dispel one effect on a target.

Level 4: 1M: Locate Person as spell range=current continent you are on.

Level 5: 1V, 1P: Do an attack sequence on a target. If they drop, knockback their body 2476 miles away. (About the distance from Mombasa to Johanasburg).

Level 6: Eternal Thomson Gunner: You do not age.

Level 7: Still Keeps Up the Fight: You can be offensive at any negative hp total.

Level 8: Ireland, Lebanon, Palastine, Berkley: 1M: TWE.