5/15/14-0kxp,
SN=1, CF=4
0.
Generic DL I dungeon
1.
A town elder needs a package recieved from the next
town over.
125gp/character
for successful retrival of said package.
2.
A local housewife has been murdered and it is suspected that her infant son is
a prime suspect.
250gp/character
for concrete proof of the infants involvement.
+++3.
A farmer's brother has gone missing and there is no traces of him.
500gp/character
for information on his whereabouts.
4.? (greyed out)
5/22/14-5kxp,sn=2,cf=4
+-1.
A renouned occult theorist named Glen Limbaugh the
2nd has some theories about life on other planets.
125gp/character
for sitting with this man and hearing his theories.
0.
Generic DL II dungeon
+1.
A semi-infamous conspiracy nut named Glen Limbaugh is going off the handle
about extra-terrestial life and is causing a noise
disturbance.
250gp/character
for successful "quieting" of this loon.
+2.
Someone from the Judge's Guild wishs to have a party of
adventurer's conduct an investigation into illegal performance enhancing magic
in his training facility.
500gp/character
if abuse is found for performance gains plus the party will get
"trained".
++3.
Bryanton Kaku, a scientist,
needs a party of adventurers to procure a rare ingredient for a spell he is
creating in his extensive mountainside lab.
1000gp/character
for the ingredient plus a
one time
spell scroll of his new spell.
4.?(little less greyed out)
5/29/14-10kxp,sn=3,cf=4
1.
A brute clearing his name for a murder he didn't commit. Marv, from Sin City
2.
A tomb of a long dead hero and his buried army. Billy Ungerman
3.
A mentor to the eye of the tiger. Mic, the Last Trainer1JG
4.
This Sucks!
5.
A grand ball held for someone who never visited the city before. The MIMW
6.
A ranger whose tears remedy uncurable diseases. Chuck
Norris
7.
A nomad skilled in the ways of martial arts. Kenshiro(F. of the N.S.)
8.
A humble troubled born again bard. Johnny Cash
Ok
so the beginning of the adventure is set at the grand ball for the MIMW where
Marv, Chuck, and Kenshiro discuss raiding the tomb of
billy. Johnny Cash is the band.
6/5/14-20kxp,
sn=4,cf=4
Storyline:
Yed's steaming corpse is dropped off at the
adventurer's guild with the following status effects on him: Teabagged, ShangriLa Tenticle Raped(x10), golden showered, Shangri
Impregnated(x6), cleveland steamered,
ballgagged, Prolapsed, Deeply psychologically
disturbed, stillborn, dutch ovened,
and head blown off. Hp= -1500 vile boxes and his
stats are each at -50 vile stat. A 18th level Johnny Cash/3rd level Legend(+21 or better, 642hp,) will fill in.
0.
Generic DL IV dungeon.
1.
An NPC party decides to open an exclusive Guild for Men for their own
improvement. Other guilds are suspicious. (Set, True, Improved, & Common)
Job
Poster: Guilds
1000gp/character
for successful infiltration of their club to learn about what they mean by
improvement.
++2.
To the north near the land of black ice, an Anthropomorphic Purple Dinosaur is
recruiting an army of children to brainwash and form a cult.
Job
Poster: Brass Gnat
2000gp/character
for sucessfully returning the skull of this dangerous
animal as a trophy.
+3.
Yed Centerior, 1X Thief. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability
to build the world's first bionic man. Yed Centerior
will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Job
Poster: Yed Inferior
3000gp/character
for successfully entering Agnium Synod and returning
with the ways and means of fixing Yed.
4.
This Sucks! (All jobs plus sprinkling of dragons).
5.?(greyed out).
6/12/14-50kxp,
sn=5,
cf=4
Storyline:
Miniclasses are unlocked CF 3 or less, Yed class is unlocked, Hitman5 unlocked and Serra Angel5
unlocked.
Johnny
Cash heals the box and stat dmg. Yed
gets back up, Johnny Cash departs. Yed reveals he was
able to stash some goodies in an extradimensional space before Billy got to him
but lost the bag.
0.
Generic DL IV dungeon.
(PC's
are being setup by the Mens Guild)
1A.
A bag of goodies is lost in the Astral plane.
0gp/character
for successful retrieval of the bag. Job Poster: Yed
Centerior
1B.
There is a man going around town claiming to be mike
tames and spreading out generous wealth and good cheer.
0gp/character
for exposing this man as a fraud. Job Poster: Mike Tames
1C.
Lab equipment has gone missing from Boatman's lab for the last 2 weeks while he
has been away across seas.
0gp/character
for successfully retrieving said equipment. Job Poster: Boatman Choosey
1D.
A woman is claiming to have been "graped" and The Grapist is a
prime suspect.
0gp/character
for clearing his name. Job Poster: The Grapist
1E.
A galleon of pirates claims that Max was a long lost
member of their crew and demands he surrender his rights and come back onto the
ship.
0gp/character
for "changing their minds". Job Poster: Max
2.
The Mens Guild is holding an open house for a set of
common people seeking true improvement.
0gp/character
attending the opening house. Job Posters: The Mens
Guild
3.
The conspiracy theorist Glen Limbaugh has gone missing.
0gp/character
because nobody mourns the loss of this right wing nutjob.
Job Poster: uncredited.
++++4.
This Sucks!
5.?(Little less Grayed out)
6/19/14-75kxp,
sn=6,cf=4
storyline: S.T.I.C company learned about. Thomas
had a terrible accident in a lab explosion/retributive strike and was reborn as
a dancing potion bottle. Yed finds the bag himself
after snooping around the astral plane. The bag is empty.
0.
Generic DL V dungeon.
1.
An anakim is strangled by its own weapon which seems
possessed of a malign intelligence.
2.
A pair of Akishra have been depositing swallowed prey
on an unnamed world from which no one can escape (magical travel does not seem
to function there). New inmates must deal with the warden (pseudonatural
great wyrm green dragon) and guards (pseudonatural trolls) and find out the secret of this
prison planet before they can escape.
3.
The great stained glass window of the city cathedral comes alive and starts to
attack the worshippers. Is this divine punishment or is there some outside
force responsible?
4.
This Sucks!
++++5.
Screw This! (The Amidah)
6/26/14-150kxp,
sn=7,
cf=4
Storyline:
Party returns from amidah after collapsing the plane,
Bryanton Kaku has fallen
ill and allows Tom to use his lab sparingly while he heals up. A 1st level
Pathfinder Druid Yed Prior visits to see how his
brother is doing.
0.
A generic DL V dungeon from last week.
1.
A council of Wizards of the Coast are conveniening
for a summit to discuss the future of the Banned List of spells forbidden to be
cast.
-150gp/character
attending.
+++2.
Bryanton Kaku's most recent
experiment before he fell ill was tinkering with genetic race splicing and he
was accepting willing adventurers to take part in an experiment.(random races)
5000gp/character
3.
An NPC party of Angband Adventurers invite the Party
to go on a dungeon crawl with them. 0gp/character.
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This! (greyed out for repop)
7/3/14-300kxp,
sn=8,
cf=4
Storyline:
Mike Tames is 5th Dimensionally Displaced(+10AC &
Time/Reality Stable). Max had a family function to go to. Tom is Bryanton Kaku's apprentice.
+0:
A generic DL VI dungeon run by Giantbiter the
Indescribable.
+++1.
Generic DL VI Arena Dungeon(all one room).
15000gp/character. Job Poster: Men's Guild
2.
A famous chef from across seas has come to critic the kings
royal kitchen. 10,000gp/character to help clean out the kitchen. Poster: The
king of town
3.
Glen Limbaugh the 3rd has returned to town denouncing the existance
of extraterrestials. He is acting "funny".
5k/character to investigate. Job Poster: His former audience.
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This! (greyed out/Petche
Epic)
7/10/14-600kxp,SN=9, cf=4
Storyline:
access to brain in a Beaker/Coherent, bruiser, heroic Pathfinder3.75, minicompounder. Yed meets Max.
0.
A generic DL VII dungeon.
1.
A man found a way to link the Plane of the Ultrablack
to the Ultrawhite and wants to find out what happens.
15k/character to smoke his ass. Poster: Bryanton Kaku
2.
Glen Limbaugh the nth is abducting people from his former audience for twisted
alien experiments. 15k/character to smoke his ass. Poster: Victim's familys
3.
A group called the "campaign smashers"(pun-pun, hulking hurler, nanobot mage, omniscificer, nasty
gentleman) has gotten together to try and cascade (mtg
infinite). 15k/character to smoke their asses. Poster: Men's Guild
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This!
++++6.
Kill All!
7/17/14-1200kxp,SN=10, Cf=4
Storyline:
Everybody wrote wills. killed campaign smashers, max
buggered off.
0.Generic DL VII dungeon.
1.
A Generic DL VII dungeon has been overrun by Hordes of Grapists.
20k/character to clean it out. Poster: Dungeon's [B]oss
Edus the satanic
2.
Bryanton Kaku decides to
retire and wants one last adventure. 20k/character to adventure with him.
Poster: Bryanton Kaku
3.
Mike Tames is seeking a Sith Lord as a mentor.
5k/character (other than mike) for location of said lord. Poster: Mike Tames
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This!
++++6.
Kill All!
7/24/14-2400kxp,
SN=11, CF=4+1?
Storyline:
Bryanton retires, tom can be string theorist, mike
can be sith lord/lich,all epic3 classes, killed all grapists,
Yed switches for Rian if kill all is selected.
Note:
by this point the stik members are 36th level/Living
Planet (S=2,T=3,I=6,C=1)
0.
Generic DL VIII
1.
Sagas is trying to vie for leadership of the Mens
Guild. 100k/character from my offshore account to smoke his ashes. Poster:
Talas
2.
Talas is trying to vie for leadership of the Mens
Guild. 100k/character from my offshore account to smoke his ashes. Poster: Ionas
3.
Ionas is trying to vie for leadership of the Mens Guild. 100k/character from my offshore account to
smoke his ashes. Poster: Conas
4.
Conas is trying to vie for leadership of the Mens Guild. 100k/character from my offshore account to
smoke his ashes. Poster: Sagas
+5.
Screw This!
+++6.
Kill All!
7/31/14-3600kxp,
SN=12, CF=4+1?
Storyline:
Mens guild erased from ever existing, monsters guild
pissed off, local orphanages at an all time low for
new children. Max erased from ever existing, defeated pethche
epic and gained the planet through pickpocketing it.
0.
Generic DL IX dungeon.
++1.
An ancient library deep in the heart of concordant opposition holds knowledge
of the Player Pick "You may material component spells that are not
normally materially componentable".
100k/character for recovery of the knowledge. Poster: -C.P.
2.
A planet of Grapists living in the demi-plane of the Grapist are waging a holy war against their
would be deitys Boatman and Mike.
100K/character (except mike and boatman) to win this war. Poster: High priest
of the cult of the Grapist.
+3.
Rian had a moment of weakness releasing his inner demons. 200k/character to recage those demons. Poster: Rian (RCP 36/Destruction3
5/Demigod0 1/Lesser God0 1)
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This! (nexus dragon with stunhp,
no resistance, ignore iStuff)
6.
Kill All! (MIMW 36/alignments 1/Second Tier 67/Demigod0 1)
8/7/14-4500kxp,
SN=13, CF=4+1?
Storyline:
Dan switched his player pick to "can material component unmaterial componentable
spells", war rages on, Destruction nuked old city of greyhawk.
0.
Generic DL X dungeon.
1.
A bridge needs bearing calc's done for it and
requires a civil engineer. 100gp/character for location of a qualified person.
Poster: Teamsters Union
2.
An anonymous group of vandals have been raiding guilds and performing protests for the
lulz. 200gp/character for apprension
of one of these members for interrogation. Poster: Adventurer's Guild.
3.
In the rubble of the old city, mutants have risen and started to attack the
townsfolk and seem to mutute instead of being
destroyed. 100k/character for extermination of these pests. Poster: Townsfolk
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This!
+6.
Kill All!
+++7.
Save All!
8/14/14-6000kxp,
SN=14, CF=4+1?
Storyline:
Old City cleaned up, petche's Planetgem
cracked, bryanton kaku
died, cult of the grapist starts the rumor of the grapist virus, most are converted, population=1.25 million.
The
Being appears above grewhawk city and at [x22], steps
out of stepping out of nuking the city for 156idmg/packet = 156iiidmg to the
city in a large area. Greyhawk city is wasted
releasing the equivalent of a DLX dungeon on the party in the crater.
7.
Save All! A being is appearing above familiar spots of the PC's and destroying
everything in it's path. The
victims implore the PC's to find and deal with the problem before everywhere
the PC's dealt with is left in ashes.
8/21/14-7500kxp,
SN=15, CF=4, DF=11(iAC, lines of text, groups of x1)
Storyline:
We end the night early to dump the cf=4 thereby
causing Destruction to cease existing at this cf. greyhawk
city is a crater to dl x, mike is ifolded.
0.
Generic DL IX Arena Dungeon at the bottom of the crater.
1.
The crater once known as Grewhawk City has a slew of
blending of DL's of monsters. 0gp/character to help start to repair the damage
done.
2.
The surrounding countryside is left in black dust and irradiated. Mutations are
happening. 0gp/character to remediate the surrounding area.
3.
The planet of grapists is suffering losses due to the
planet gem being cracked by being mobbed by the exposed deep DL's.
0gp/character to try to close the hole.
+++4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This (Shangrila)
8/28/14-9001kxp,
SN=16, CF=4, DF=12(iAC, Stunhp,
lines of text, groups of x1)
Storyline:
We filled in DL X and IX, Raziel joined the party, New planet made and moved the 650k population. Surrounding
area less irradiated.
0.
Generic DL VIII.
+++1.
A cult of worshippers of the Being known as
Destruction are trying to revive the concept of their dead god.
2.
A caravan of high level HOS1J's are claiming that the extents of greyhawk city belong to them through birthright. (HOS1J
36/Birthright2 18) collective 6.9
3.
An NPC party of High Frequency Samplers are testing out frequencies in the Far
Realm in an attempt to learn forgotten/forbidden knowledge. (HFS 37/Shoggoth 12)
5.
Screw This! (We all buy player's handbooks and play 5th edition).
9/4/14-10,000kxp,SN=17, CF=4, DF=13(iiAC, Stunhp, lines of text, groups of x1)
Storyline:
Keeping the HFS's in employement, cult killed, Jerry
Hos1J's spared and rebuilding crater, Mike desired to be the leader of the thiefs guild.
0.
Generic DL VII.
+1.
Word gets around that the blast site of greyhawk city
is being rebuilt. Scads of squatters start setting up camp in the surrounding
woods and robbing materials from the hos1j's claiming the materials were on
loan to them and now they want them back.
+2.
On DL V, a [SB] accidently opened a portal to the elemental plane of water and
can't close it. Water has been forming a small lake in one part of the crater
letting in all forms of mutated sea life.
+3.
On the new planet in the Plane of the Grapist, there
has been rumor that the planet's two creator gods, Micheal
Tames and The Grapist, have died and worship is
dropping off as well as false idols being created for new hope.
4.
This Sucks!
5.
Screw This!( -1 CF)
9/11/14-15,000kxp+13.98Bxp,SN=18,
CF=5, DF=14(||iAC||, |Stunp|,
lines of text, groups of x1)
Storyline:
Yed "trains" the party, DL VII cleared, Hosies took care of squatters,
-1.
help out the twin towers.
0.
Generic DL VI.
+1.
Two awakened dungeon towers of living walls have crawled into the space once
occupied by DL VI.
2.
One of Nerof Gasgol's
(former mayer of greyhawk city) clones finally gets out of the hole and
would like to reclaim his city thank you very much.
3.
Rian escapes the funny farm and joins back up with the PC's. "Hey guys,
where have you been?" note: Rian mentally dominates yed
to train him, then he uses the 13.98Bxp to Compound string theorist and max out
player picks mini and changes all of them to "+1CF"!
4.
This Sucks!
+5.
Screw This!(We skip this session and play candyland for 3.5hours)
9/18/14-25,000kxp+13.98Bxp,
SN=19, CF=5, DF=15(TH:autohit,
no response, specialbranded,linesoftext, stunhp)
Storyline:
towers taken down, neraf gasgol
reclaims mayorhood of greyhawk
city area, hosij's clear DL V., Yed
and Rian 'held hands'. Rian has a new summon.
0.
Generic DL IV.
1.
Yed is picking up as having a status effect on him of
"Thralled". You can trace the source back
to Rian. When confronted, he says "Oh, my bad." and dispells it.
2.
Work has begun on the Assassin's guild as well as the new energy gatherer's
guild with Nerof Gasgol's
approval and encouragement. "We need more variety in the guilds."
3.
You hear tell of sparse monster's on distant worlds resemble the Grapist. If only there was some backstory to this
mysterious phenomena.
4.
This Sucks!
+++5.
Screw This(DL 100 Awakened Arena Hidden Stats Kamikazi Dungeon) Note: Monster's AC is StunAC(ignore
iTH, convert normal TH to digits), Hp are Stunhp, Lines of text, No
resistance branded, their TH is Stun TH(digits of, ignore all i's) and Stun dmg(digits of, ignore i's), dungeon is no resist branded,
all considered [SB]'s).
9/25/14-25,000kxp+13.98Bxp,
SN=20, CF=5+?, DF=16(autohit,No
response,specialbranded,linesoftext,stunhp, PC's act
on bottom of segment)
Storyline:
You find out that Rian Thralled Yed
in order to find out how you guys got so powerful and had Yed
"train" Rian as well.
0.
Generic DL III dungeon back in the collective.
1.
Destruction overtook Rian's psyche because he let him. He wanted to let the
beast out.
2.
Using the new found trained xp, Destruction Ejected
into the Capital W warehouse in San Francisco in the Startrek
Universe.
3.
Now being in the Real Universe, Destruction up's his Multiplier to [x42] and
starts laying waste to everywhere in San Francisco.
7.
SaveAll! Second attempt at killing The Being. Note:
Once defeated, Rian reverts to himself prior to the Destruction class being
added and at this point in order for him to never have to cease to exist, he
up's the CF to 5+792 and that is when the Beetles in white coats from the Funny
Farm come and bring Rian back to his cell in the 797nth layer.