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Level

KXP

Wizard
123 456 789

1

0

1-- --- ---

2

7

20- --- ---

3

14

21- --- ---

4

28

320 --- ---

5

56

421 --- ---

6

112

422 0-- ---

7

224

432 1-- ---

8

448

433 20- ---

9

996

433 21- ---

10

1200

443 22- ---

11

1500

444 330 ---

12

1800

444 441 ---

13

2100

555 442 0--

14

2400

555 442 1--

15

2700

555 552 10-

16

3000

555 553 21-

17

3300

555 553 320

18

3600

555 553 321

19

3900

555 553 331

20

4200

555 554 332

21

4500

555 554 442

22

4800

555 555 443

23

5100

555 555 553

24

5400

555 555 554

25

5700

555 555 555

26

6000

666 655 555

27

6300

666 666 655

28

6600

666 666 666

29

6900

777 766 666

30

7200

777 777 766

31

7500

777 777 777

32

7800

888 877 777

33

8100

888 888 877

34

8400

888 888 888

35

8700

999 988 888

36

9000

999 999 999

Requisites:

Int 30, Chr 5, Cml 0

Alignment:

any L

HD/level:

1d1

Weapon Prof.:

1+level

To Hit Table:

Wiz

Save Table:

Wiz

Groups:

Wizard, Offensive

May cast normal wizard spells. Int bonus to progression.

Specialized and School Robed (-1 SL) in Urban Dictionary spells; Punomancy opposite.

2/reset: Convert a term not on the list from Urbandictionary.com to D&D.

Level 1: +LVL proficiencies in Urban Dictionary lore.

Level 1: Speak urban slang.

Level 2: You can see past “you don’t see anything”.

Level 3: Immune Flesh.

Level 4: You may material component Urban Dictionary spells for a ˝ V action.

Level 5: Your Urban Dictionary spells require LVL saves choose the worst.

Level 6: Your Urban Dictionary spells are stun branded on a failed save.

Level 7: Casting Urban Dictionary spells costs ˝ M.

Level 8: Your Urban Dictionary spells are resisted with FleshR.

Level 9¶: Any spell/psi power with “Lore” in its name you know as a spell of like SL.

 

 

 

Urban Dictionary Spells

SL

Spell

Effect

N

Donkey Punch

You and target grouped. Do one punch at +SL/xSL dmg and critical on 20-SL/x3

N

Dutch Oven

One target nauseated, takes SL^2 dmg and entangled for 1segment.

N

Roughing up the Suspect

Target takes SL^2 dmg and can't take physical actions.

N

Tossed Salad

Two targets grouped and paralyzed SL segments.

N

Upper Decker

One item/structure takes SL^2 brown pudding Hull dmg.

N

Pink Sock

One target can't take V actions, Capital C crapped, and takes SL^3 Pink dmg.

N

Teaser,Pleaser,Shocker,ect.

SL targets grouped and held, first takes SL^3 piercing dmg.

N

Cleveland Steamer

Target crushed and SL^3 brown pudding dmg.

N

Spiderman

You cured SL^4 hp and target takes SL^3 white pudding dmg.

1

Abe Lincoln

One target Disguised.

1

Bologna Pony

Summon a DL= (LVL+1)/2 mount of your choice.

1

Dirty Sanchez

Target loses sense of smell and nauseated.

1

Snail Trail

You skate along the ground at x2 movement or +1V action.

2

Alaskan Pipeline

Frozen poop weapon attacks by itself 1/r; CL^2 brown jelly and ice dmg.

2

Arabian Sunglasses

You gain Clairvoyance and ESP.

2

Beef Curtains

Wall of Flesh.

2

Dutch Rudder

You and target held and can't take P actions.

2

Hot Lunch

Target loses sense of taste, takes CL^2 brown jelly dmg, and can't use mouth's P actions.

2

Blumpkin

Target is held and takes CL G's of Gravity.

3

Alabama Hotpocket

CL^3 Fire and Brown Pudding dmg.

3

Felch

Two targets grouped and held, nauseated, and take CL^3 brown mold dmg.

3

Hot Carl

Tube Sock weapon attacks by itself 1/r, CL^3 brown pudding dmg.

3

Houdini

Two targets switch places.

3

Riding the Bull

You and target grouped. Target x2 weight, -10 Cml and becomes your Mount. Resave each seg.

3

Jewish Lightning

CL^3 lightning dmg and pickpocket all target's gp.

4

Angry Dragon

Breath Weapon: White Jelly (1/3r or 3/d, =current hp, BW save:˝); Immune White Jelly.

4

Golden Shower

One group takes CL^3 yellow dmg.

4

Indian Giver

Reverse pickpocket an item into a target's inventory and pickpocket.

4

Cincinnati Bowtie

Strangles target at CL^3 dmg per segment and prone.

5

Jonah and the Whale

Reverse pickpocket and item into a target's body. Item appears outside target's body 2days later.

5

Reach Around

Target get's 1 instance of Tac move and another target gets paralyzed for 1s.

6

Tea Bag

Target blind and you get 1 pick from T-Bear's bag (bag pick is only 1/d).

6

Dirty Gas Pump

You and target grouped. Target is blind, heal CL^4 hp and deal CL^3 brown gas dmg.

6

Rusty Trombone

Target paralyzed permanently and you get +1 tac move.

7

Glass Bottom Boat

Clairvoyance and Teleport without Error.

7

Prince Albert

Your Package becomes half metal and may be wielded as a weapon CL^4, 19+/x2).

7

Camel Toe/Moose Knuckle

Target's codpiece visible if female/male!

8

Tony Danza

You become the “B” (Boss) of the DL you are one for 1rd (current “B” loses status).

8

Chicken Bricking

Like a Meteor Swarm CL^4, but damage is of type Chicken and Brick.

8

Munging

Three targets grouped. First target Capital S slain, second takes 20d6 falling dmg, third Crapped.