Washington, Washington

Level

KXP

1

0

2

7

3

14

4

28

5

56

6

112

7

224

8

448

9

896

10

1792

11

2042

12

2452

13

2862

14

3272

15

3682

16

4092

17

4502

18

4912

19

5322

20

5732

21

6142

22

6552

23

6962

24

7372

25

7782

26

8192

27

8602

28

9012

29

9422

30

9832

31

10242

32

10652

33

11062

34

11472

35

11882

36

12292

1375117219969Race Adjustments:

 

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

+5

+0

+0

+0

+0

+5

+0

+0

+10

+5

÷1

 

 

 

 

Requisites:

Chr 20, Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2

 

Alignment:

any G

 

HD/level:

& +++d10

 

Weapon Prof.:

5+level

 

To Hit Table:

War

 

Save Table:

Cus

 

Groups:

War,  Archetype, Internet

 

Complexity:

CF=3

 

Level 1: Six foot eight: +1 Size.

Level 1: Weighs a f*cking ton: Resist earth; Any weapon that hits you saves vs. crushing blow or destroyed.

Level 1: Two on the vine: +1 Package.

Level 2: Horse made of crystal: +1 Crystal Horse Mount (LVL*10hp).

Level 2: With the mason ring and schnauzer: free LVL*10 XP ring magic item and 1M: Summon a DL=(LVL+2)/2 dog.

Level 2: Perfect hands: +LVL TH with melee.

Level 3: Women dug his snuff: +2Chr.

Level 3: Gallant stroll: +2Dex.

Level 3: Ate opponents' brains: 1P: Draw an enemy's brain forth (RSW save).

Level 3: And invented cocaine: Regen 3 hp/s; +3 Dex, Int; -6 Chr.

Level 4: Six foot twenty: +1 Size.

Level 4: Killing for fun: Free Cleave feat.

Level 4: Spread the Delaware: 1M: Destroy 10*CL' of wall in the dungeon.

Level 5: Sue me if I go too fast: +1 QV action.

Level 5: Wig for his wig: +1 Helmet slot.

Level 5: Brain for his heart: May project your Int onto your Con.

Level 5: He'll kick you apart: Legs are put out of misery branded.

Level 6: Save the children: +1bV and 1bV: Interpose in front of a group of children.

Level 6: Not the British children: Ranger species enemy humans.

Level 7: Pocket full of horses: 1V: Summon CL DL III Horses.

Level 7: F*cks the sh*t out of bears: Ranger species enemy bears.

Level 7: Threw a knife into heaven: Range=sight for knives.

Level 7: Kill with a stare: 1M: Slay Living.

Level 7: Killed his sensei in a duel: If dominated, may still slay master.

Level 7: Never asked why: You can’t be Legend Lored.

Level 9: Twelve stories high: +2 Sizes.

Level 9: Made of radiation: RS=10, immune to effects, Wild talent in Psi9.

Level 9: The present beware: +1F action.

Level 9: The future beware: +1bF action.

Level 9: He’s coming He’s coming He’s coming: +3 instances Tac move.

Level 30: Like thirty g&d d*mn  d^cks!: +LVL Packages.