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Requisites:
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Chr 20, Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2
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Alignment:
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any G
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HD/level:
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& +++d10
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Weapon Prof.:
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5+level
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To Hit Table:
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War
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Save Table:
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Cus
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Groups:
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War, Archetype, Internet
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Complexity:
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CF=3
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Level 1: Six foot eight: +1 Size.
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Level 1: Weighs a f*cking ton: Resist
earth; Any weapon that hits you saves vs. crushing blow or destroyed.
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Level 1: Two on the vine:
+1 Package.
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Level 2: Horse made of crystal:
+1 Crystal Horse Mount (LVL*10hp).
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Level 2: With the mason ring
and schnauzer: free LVL*10 XP ring magic item and 1M: Summon a DL=(LVL+2)/2 dog.
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Level 2: Perfect hands:
+LVL TH with melee.
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Level 3: Women dug his snuff:
+2Chr.
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Level 3: Gallant stroll:
+2Dex.
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Level 3: Ate opponents' brains:
1P: Draw an enemy's brain forth (RSW save).
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Level 3: And invented cocaine:
Regen 3 hp/s; +3 Dex, Int; -6 Chr.
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Level 4: Six foot twenty:
+1 Size.
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Level 4: Killing for fun:
Free Cleave feat.
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Level 4: Spread the Delaware:
1M: Destroy 10*CL' of wall in the dungeon.
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Level 5: Sue me if I go too
fast: +1 QV action.
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Level 5: Wig for his wig:
+1 Helmet slot.
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Level 5: Brain for his heart:
May project your Int onto your Con.
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Level 5: He'll kick you apart:
Legs are put out of misery branded.
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Level 6: Save the children:
+1bV and 1bV: Interpose in front of a group of children.
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Level 6: Not the British
children: Ranger species enemy humans.
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Level 7: Pocket full of horses:
1V: Summon CL DL III Horses.
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Level 7: F*cks
the sh*t out of bears:
Ranger species enemy bears.
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Level 7: Threw a knife into
heaven: Range=sight for knives.
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Level 7: Kill with a stare:
1M: Slay Living.
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Level 7: Killed his sensei in
a duel: If dominated, may still slay master.
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Level 7: Never asked why:
You can’t be Legend Lored.
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Level 9: Twelve stories high:
+2 Sizes.
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Level 9: Made of radiation:
RS=10, immune to effects, Wild talent in Psi9.
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Level 9: The present beware:
+1F action.
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Level 9: The future beware:
+1bF action.
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Level 9: He’s coming He’s
coming He’s coming: +3 instances Tac move.
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Level 30: Like thirty g&d d*mn d^cks!: +LVL Packages.
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