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Level

KXP

1

0

2

9

3

18

4

36

5

72

6

144

7

288

8

576

9

1125

10

2250

11

3375

12

4500

13

5625

14

6750

15

7875

16

9000

17

10125

18

11250

19

12375

20

13500

21

14625

22

15750

23

16875

24

18000

25

19125

26

20250

27

21375

28

22500

29

23625

30

24750

31

25875

32

27000

33

28125

34

29250

35

30375

36

31500

anonymous_masks_616Requisites:

Con 16, Int 18

Alignment:

C any

HD/level:

&1e2(must roll)

Weapon Prof.:

& 1d6+level/4

To Hit Table:

36-level

Save Table:

Cust

Reference:

RDM

Groups:

Random, Internet, Joke

You get a free black dress suit (+10AT) and matching afro(hold life), green facemask(immune acid), or guy fawkes mask(immune gaze attacks).

Knows Psi1200C powers. CPP’s= (Con+Int)*LVL.You know all powers, if you have the CPPs to run them.

Each Level: The DM rolls a random class from the internet. You get the some (or all) of the abilities of that class; you will at least get the effect of a "line of text" and the "level:" of your level; you will probably get more. You do not need to meet the requirements of the class.

Level 1: Anonymous: No target, Nondetection, and Alter self continuous.

Level 1: Rules 1 and 2: 1M: Silence the room (no save).

Level 1: n!ggern!ggern!gger: Invisibility except when smiling (+4AC).

Level 2: Desudesudesu: All items that cost <= LVL gp cost 0 gp for you.

Level 2: We are Legion: Mass Charm Monster and Alter Self (one group, alter self to look like you).

Level 2: Demotivational Poster: 1M: Polymorph target into a poster (PPD save).

Level 3: Duckroll: +1 Instance of Tac Move.

Level 3: Rickroll: 1V: Switch places with a target (reflex save).

Level 3: Do a Barrel Roll!: 1F: Wild Surge or High-Frequency Sample (the result is not "kept in memory").

Level 4: Tripfag: 1F: One target’s Truename is visible this segment.

Level 4: Newfag: +2 Con, Bar Con. Hold Con.

Level 4: Oldfag: +2 Wis, Bar Wis. Hold Wis.

Level 5: Bump: 1F, 1/reset: Artifical Reset self.

Level 5: Sage: 0, LVL/d: Counter an Artificial Reset.

Level 5: DDoS attack: 0, 1 attack: Lockdown all that enemy’s actions.

Level 6: Fapfapfap: 0, LVL/d: Disappointing Phantasmal Lover (heal 10% max, duration 1s).

Level 6: Cyberpolice: 1F: Locate person/object across planes no ears burning.

Level 6: Imaletyoufinish: 0, LVL/d: Object.

Level 7: Camwhore: 1M: Power Word Strip (hits everything).

Level 7: Rule 34: 600F, 1/reset: Force the DM to add something from the Book of Erotic Fantasy to your character. (ex; a feat, spell, item, race/class ability, ect.).

Level 7: Goatse: +1 Butt wear location that acts as an infinite portable hole.

Level 8: 2girls1cup: 1M: 2 targets have a "tainted" Cup of Tea (RSW save).

Level 8: Pedobear: Charm all in enemies in sight under LVL HD.

Level 8: Chocolate Rain: +1 “chocolate” variant race slot.

Level 9: Dusty the Cat: +1 cat familiar.

Level 9: Longcat: +1 Size category and stretching 10*LVL ft.

Level 9: Lolcat: +1 class slot for lolcat class.

Level 10: 4chan PartyVan: +1 DL X mount.

Level 10: W.T. Snacks: 0, LVL/d: Ban a spell/effect in the room this round.

Level 10: <moot>: +1 X7 grand.

Level 36: 2Mget: For every 2000 kXP you have in this class, +1 Instance of your Player pick.