| Year | Event |
| FFR Unknown | Unknown was admitted for creating an illegal pocket universe to avoid parking tickets in Sigil. |
| FFR 240119 | Matrim Cauthren was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR 191122 | Unknown was admitted for using a Sphere of Annihilation as a paper shredder for court orders from reality. |
| FFR 191122 | Rian, Metastatistician was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR 190802 | JuJu Bean was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 190802 | Sour Puss was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR Unknown | Rick K Rekowitz was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Marv of Sin City was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR 180119 | Bob Ross was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR 180119 | Chuck Norris was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 170304 | Logan was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR 170304 | Hudon was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 170303 | Hudson the Puggle was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR 170303 | Logan the Beabull was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR 160304 | Yed Interior was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 160304 | Lemmy Kilmister was admitted for replacing their shadow with a portable hole and filing it as a medical exemption. |
| FFR 160513 | The Donald Mindflayer was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 160513 | The Dolan Man was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 161110 | Short O was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 161110 | Stoop Kid was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR 150821 | #69 was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR 150821 | #96 was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 150529 | Rian Mancuso was admitted for running a multiversal tax shelter using souls as depreciating assets. |
| FFR 150529 | Keeno Jags was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR 150124 | Halfdane was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR 150124 | Sakashima was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR 150307 | Destruction was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR 150325 | A tough slimey Mob was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR 140110 | Rich Cheny was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 140530 | Yed Posterior was admitted for attempting to amortize causality over a 30-year mortgage and then refinancing into the Astral. |
| FFR 140530 | Yed Inferior was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR 140418 | Yed Prior was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR 140418 | Yed Superior was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR 140110 | Fred Rodgers was admitted for creating an illegal pocket universe to avoid parking tickets in Sigil. |
| FFR 140627 | Max Hardcore was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR 140627 | Y.I. was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR 140920 | Johnny Cash was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 140808 | Jonas Venture was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 140808 | Rusty Venture was admitted for creating an illegal pocket universe to avoid parking tickets in Sigil. |
| FFR 130809 | Yed Exterior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR 130809 | Yed Rianerior was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR 130325 | Terry Schiavo was admitted for using a Sphere of Annihilation as a paper shredder for court orders from reality. |
| FFR Unknown | Marv was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR Unknown | Finnius Fintch was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 111118 | Popeye was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR 111118 | An Angry Mob was admitted for replacing their shadow with a portable hole and filing it as a medical exemption. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Perversior was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Interior was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Superior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Excelscior was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Posterior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Superior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Superior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Posterior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR Unknown | Mitt Romney was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Prior was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 110603 | Yed Interior was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 110603 | Yed Exterior was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Centerior was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR Unknown | Chuck Norris was admitted for attempting to amortize causality over a 30-year mortgage and then refinancing into the Astral. |
| FFR 100507 | Unknown was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR 100507 | Unknown was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR 100604 | Rian Mancuso was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 100604 | Yed Excelsior was admitted for trying to unionize the laws of physics and demanding back pay for gravity. |
| FFR Unknown | The Situation was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR Unknown | Snooki was admitted for committing narrative plagiarism by stealing their own backstory from an alternate self. |
| FFR Unknown | Unknown was admitted for creating an illegal pocket universe to avoid parking tickets in Sigil. |
| FFR Unknown | Unknown was admitted for creating an illegal pocket universe to avoid parking tickets in Sigil. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.I. was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.S. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.C. was admitted for replacing their shadow with a portable hole and filing it as a medical exemption. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.E. was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.I. was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 091119 | Yed Interior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 091119 | Yed Exterior was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 090607 | Yed Exterior was admitted for smuggling forbidden thoughts across planar borders in carry-on luggage. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.E. was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.I. was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR 080229 | Y.P. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 080229 | Y.S. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 071208 | Y.P. was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 070914 | Yed Prior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.C. was admitted for replacing their shadow with a portable hole and filing it as a medical exemption. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Omnerior was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 081107 | Yed Superior was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR 081107 | Yed Ulterior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.S. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.P. was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR 080601 | Y.S. was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 080601 | Y.P. was admitted for declaring themselves a cleric of 'Entropy, CPA' and auditing miracles. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Anterior was admitted for conducting peer review on prophecy by editing the future in red ink. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.C. was admitted for replacing their shadow with a portable hole and filing it as a medical exemption. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.S. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 080801 | Yed Ulterior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 080801 | Yed Superior was admitted for attempting to amortize causality over a 30-year mortgage and then refinancing into the Astral. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.P. was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Centerior was admitted for counterfeiting divine permissions with a forged halo and a stapler. |
| FFR Unknown | Yed Superior was admitted for insisting time is a suggestion and submitting revised minutes to the cosmos. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.P. was admitted for weaponizing bureaucracy to achieve apotheosis via Form 666-B. |
| FFR Unknown | Y.S. was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 191004 | Rian Mancuso was admitted for performing a hostile takeover of their own destiny with leveraged metaphysics. |
| FFR 260613 | Yed Prior was admitted for attempting to reconcile mutually exclusive timelines in a shared Google Sheet. |
| FFR 260613 | Yed Superior was admitted for using a Sphere of Annihilation as a paper shredder for court orders from reality. |
Funny Farm Timeline
“A chronological record of institutional collapse, strange events, and things that absolutely should not have been approved in FFR (Funny Farm Reckoning).”